12/24/08 10:40 pm est

[The Spawn]

...are you done shopping?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yes, do you know where your child is?

 

[The Senator]

No. I have a few more gifts to purchase for my boyfriend. He's Jewish and will be visiting me on the last day of Hanukkah.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yes, do you know where my hand is?

 

[thedeadite]

I had to do all my shopping today actually.
Not only that, but what I wanted to get my gf was only available at the mall of all places.
Surprisingly it wasn't busy at all (at about 10am), it wasn't much busier than it normally is on say, a Wednesday evening.

Though I will say this, the grocery store was a task, I seriously thought I was going to have to strangle someone.

 

[The Geek Vault]

yup! I actually managed to get extra things for people!

 

[Lighthouse]

Already did my Christmas shopping last year.

 

[terry78]

Why are you ****ers still awake? Father Christmas is gonna be coming down your chimney or your furnace hole at midnight, and here you are online. Get your asses in bed.

 

[knowsbleed]

Quit coming on to me Terry.

 

[thedeadite]

If anyone comes down my furnace hole they're getting a machete up their ass.
And I do mean a machete, it's not some sexual reference weirdos.

 

[knowsbleed]

Quit coming on to me thedeadite.

 

[thedeadite]

Hey, my gf is out of town, I have to come on to something.

 

[knowsbleed]

in-your-endo

 

[thedeadite]

that literally made me laugh out loud

 

[SsM]

Haha, Me too!!

 

[The Senator]

Hey, my gf is out of town, I have to come on to something.

Do it in your hand. Then all you have to do is wash it off, so you don't have to worry about stains or ruining a good piece of clothing.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The hell did this thread turn into?