15 Minutes: Captain BluTac

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

 

[union_jak]

Talk us through how you earnt your ASBO, and explain what that means for the non-British people.

Have you ever done anything nice for anyone?

Have you ever done something evil to someone? (Of course you have, but detail the worst for us.

Where will you be this time next year? Worst case/Best case.

What do you want for Christmas?

Which superheroes do you like?

Do you read comic books?

Before you were a Captain, were you ever a Private BluTac?

Your real name is Ben, do people ever call you Benny? Benjy? Jammy?

Describe Hampshire, where are the best places to hang out, besides outside your local offie or the park bench.

What do you like to do to pass the time, not including getting drunk or stoned?

 

[knowsbleed]

Do you still hate me?

Why did you abandon the lounge?

How old are you?

What is your biggest interest in the Hype?

What do you hate the most about the Hype?

Why are Brits so proud?

If you were to meet the person you hate the most on the Hype, in which direction would you walk to avoid them?

 

[Eggyman]

BluTac, you have an ASBO?

Haha!

Why don't you shave your head?

Do you wear tracky bottoms and have your hands down your pants when you walk down the road, clearly protecting your genitals from the Dangers of the Street.

Do you tuck your pants in your socks?

Eat Greggs pasties and sausage rolls?

Have an affinity for Burberry?

Enough of the chav-with-an-ASBO questions?

K.

I'm aware that girl's pink bits repulse you. How long have you loved receiving?

If there was one celebrity WOMAN you would stop being gay for to sleep with, who would it be. If I was gay, I'd turn ungay for Katey Perry.

Rawr.

Strangest place you've woke up after a night of indulgence?

If you could have sex with any hype member, tell us why you would choose union jak and what you would say when introduced to his family?

Please tell me you've seen The Dark Knight now?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Spoiler

if you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
chatshow, i reckon i could teach jeremy kyle a thing about being a ****.
what is your greatest regret?
missing a lot of high school.
what is your greatest achievement?
learning to drive.
what is your favorite movie?
'oliver!'
if you could cast 5 members of the hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?
eggyman - ***in
squeekness - nancy
lord valumart - bill sykes
union jak - artful dodger
logan's lady - oliver
how would you bring the 'sexy' back?
enforcing a dress code on the world where all men must either wear suits or be emo and all women had to have shoulderlength hair and wear summer dresses!

what are the three things you would never do?
gay porn, watch the saw movies and eat venison.
what brought you to the hype?
x3 *facepalm*
who is your nemesis on the hype?
i haven't designated anyone... Yet...
name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
frankie boyle, amy winehouse and mama cass, all three are awesome.
if you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
nothing i’m too wimpy.
what is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?
a snowflake brooch i stole from my nana when i was 5.
when would you like to retire?
last week.
what would you like to do when retired?
move to cornwall and just relax… maybe get fat.
do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
no
what is your worst habit? Your best habit?
correcting other people when they’re talking is my worst habit, i don’t have a best habit.
any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?
i had a guy vomit on me whilst i was getting head once… oh the nightmares…
finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> x
erm… no
describe your dream house.
big, shiny and near the sea.
if you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
never refer to a woman as being on the blob… well not to their face anyway.
what is your favorite word?
slag, it’s just the most awesome word ever.
what is your least favorite word?
moist *shudders*
what turns you on?
emos
what turns you off?
being hairy.
what sound do you love?
karen off of will & grace’s voice.
what sound do you hate?
any type of alarm.
why should i hire you?
you shouldn’t, i’m lazy and likely to steal things.

Spoiler

please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*the half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (this may include, but is not limited to: Fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (you do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* you could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. Go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* if you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.


relly sick for 3.5 days, that way i could call in sick for

college.
would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think scott peterson, natalee holloway, tom cruise and anna nicole smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* a dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* the dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.


famous, dog mites hurt like ****.
would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond,
*donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* both will eventually kill you

heroin, it would keep you skinny and apparently makes you a brilliant musician.
would you rather: Eat spam or receive a lot of spam?

* you have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* your spam filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.


receive lots of spam, i would like to hear about a free breast englargement.
who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* a midget
* an albino
* an albino midget


i suppose an albino midget cus that’s the only one of the 3 i haven’t yet insulted.
would you rather be a dream crushing weasel or have your dreams crushed by a dream crushing weasel?

* assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* as the dream crushing weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* being referred to as the weasel, basically makes you pauly shore.

dream crushing weasel, just cus i like weasels.
would you rather eat fried chicken with colonel sanders or pancakes with aunt jemima?

*assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*assume with colonel sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*assume that aunt jemima is like oprah's character in the color purple.
i would never eat kfc, so that other one i guess.
would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* the environmentalist is ed begley jr.
* by killing ed begley jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* his family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* ed begley jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* good god man, just kill him already!!
environmentalist so i won’t get stoned to death.
would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a scientologist?

* the turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* the turtle is named "sam" and people call him "sam the turtle."
* there is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* there is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* there is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* you could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* you could kill sam in any manner that you choose.
erm… what?
would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* if you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* haha, i know, a discreet ****.
* if everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!
why can’t i have both?
would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* the papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* the placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* the placenta might be gross to eat.
* nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.
paper cut, placenta is gross. End of.
would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* one or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* the 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* no kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local golden corral.
infertile, i hate kids anyway.
would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* the corpse is a family member you like and you are not bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.
skydiving, what kind of crappy question is this!
would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* what kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should i know.
* it might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* the cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* the cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.
i actually wanna milk a cow anyways, so the first one.
would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a michael jackson nose?

* michael jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* what kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* if you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a mj nose.
ooooh both please! I wanna be a jacko pirate!
would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* a jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* you might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* jetskis claim many lives per year.
* similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.
bowl of cereal, jetskis are evil.
would you rather have a perpetual george hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* you might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* if you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.
skip 33 it’ll probs be ****e anyway.
would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* if you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on tlc or some such channel.

[font=&quot]being fat i guess you get to hate people for being skinny then![/font][font=&quot]

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[Captain_BluTac]

Talk us through how you earnt your ASBO, and explain what that means for the non-British people.
It means I'll kill you if you ever bring this up again, mmkay.
Have you ever done anything nice for anyone?
Ofcourse! In fact it was only last week I bought some cider for some 16 year olds.
Have you ever done something evil to someone? (Of course you have, but detail the worst for us.
Erm either tell my nana to drop dead right before she did or telling a this lads girlfriend that he tried to snog me, just cus he called me emo.
Where will you be this time next year? Worst case/Best case.
Still at college or 6 feet under, not sure which is which.
What do you want for Christmas?
Shaun The Sheep series 1 DVD
Which superheroes do you like?
I'll just be lazy and say the goddamn Batman.
Do you read comic books?
Yeah, but not as much as I like.
Before you were a Captain, were you ever a Private BluTac?
You know me, I've never been private.
Your real name is Ben, do people ever call you Benny? Benjy? Jammy?
Sadly yes, most common one is Benjy.
Describe Hampshire, where are the best places to hang out, besides outside your local offie or the park bench.
Hampshire is for the most part rural and boring, there are a couple of decent clubs and pubs in Hampshire (Jaxx FTW) but for anything really decent you have to go outside of Hampshire, the only people that like Hampshire are ancient.
What do you like to do to pass the time, not including getting drunk or stoned?
Wank

...

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Do you still hate me?
Nope.
Why did you abandon the lounge?
It got boring.
How old are you?
20
What is your biggest interest in the Hype?
Mocking JAL.
What do you hate the most about the Hype?
JAL
Why are Brits so proud?
Dunno... ask my mum.
If you were to meet the person you hate the most on the Hype, in which direction would you walk to avoid them?
Towards their face... with a razor.

...

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Do you like Pina Colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Favorite chocolate bar?

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Who would you want to direct it?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Favorite toy as a child?

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

BluTac, you have an ASBO?
Of course not (*note to self* glass Jak)

Why don't you shave your head?
I like my hair, why don't you shave your pubes?
Do you wear tracky bottoms and have your hands down your pants when you walk down the road, clearly protecting your genitals from the Dangers of the Street.
Yes
Do you tuck your pants in your socks?
Only for dirty old men on webcam.
Eat Greggs pasties and sausage rolls?
Eww no.
Have an affinity for Burberry?
Eww no.
Enough of the chav-with-an-ASBO questions?

K.

I'm aware that girl's pink bits repulse you. How long have you loved receiving?
You know I'm a giver... *****!
If there was one celebrity WOMAN you would stop being gay for to sleep with, who would it be. If I was gay, I'd turn ungay for Katey Perry.

Rawr.
Cheryl Cole
Rawr.
Strangest place you've woke up after a night of indulgence?
Garden Center, twas awesome!
If you could have sex with any hype member, tell us why you would choose union jak and what you would say when introduced to his family?
I'd choose myself and I would be silent when I met Jaks, but I might throw a rubber thong at her.
Please tell me you've seen The Dark Knight now?

Of course I have.

...

 

[Eggyman]

Cheryl Cole
Rawr.

Excellent choice, Sticky.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Excellent choice, Sticky.

I knew especially with her fitty fitster hubby.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Dark Knight I'll get to your questions in a mo.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Deleted repeat questions.

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?
A bald one.
Favorite smell?
Petrol
Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
No
Do you like Pina Colada?
No
And getting caught in the rain?
Yes
Whats type of condom is your favorite?
Glow In The Dark
Ever ate a raw mushroom?
No
Favorite chocolate bar?
Mars
Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
They're not bad, they've just had **** sex.
Least favorite smell?
Apricots!
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
Check the Photo Thread.
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
I can stab you with this card.
Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
Ghostbusters
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Slimer
Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
Me!
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
About 5 mins ago.
Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
No
If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
No
Current celebrity crush?
No One
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
Crow
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
In a Heartbeat.
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
In a heartbeat.
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
A bright orange recorder.
Who do you love more than anything?
No one anymore, people piss me off.
What word do you use too often?
****e.
Dont, dont you want me?
No
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
No
Favorite part of a duck?
Tail
Least favorite part of a duck?
Bill
You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
Infinite money, Infinite Knowledge, More genies.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
15
They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
Me as everyone, nutty professor style.
Tell me your favorite joke?
Q. What did they leper say on his bike?
A. Look mum, no hands.
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I have a piercing.
Most overated film ever?
Die Hard
Favorite film of 1989?
You can pick for me.
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
No secks.
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
Second one.
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
Nathanial of freakofnaturington III
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Colin Morgan.
Who would you want to direct it?
Shane Meadows
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
Cocaine.
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
My dog.
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
This guy called Karl.
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
A vulture.
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
Bored.
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
No
When did you last have you some sex?
Wednesday.
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
No
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
No
Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
Yes
Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
Yes
Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
No
Favorite toy as a child?
Power Rangers Megazord
Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
A light up toothbrush, my brother.
Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
No
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
No, I'd leave theire rotting corpse in a bloody mess in their lovers bed.
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
No, I'd leave theire rotting corpse in a bloody mess in their lovers bed.
Ever wore a leotard?
No
If so why?

If not why not?
My dick's to big too fit.
Who's your daddy?
A **** named John.
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
At school if that counts.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

That was an ordeal.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

You sir are very welcome.

 

[union_jak]

If you could have sex with any hype member, tell us why you would choose union jak and what you would say when introduced to his family?

I'd choose myself and I would be silent when I met Jaks, but I might throw a rubber thong at her.

Keep me out of the fantasy

Do we want to know where your piercing is, or is the answer too obvious?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Knight thanks for the many, many questions and I personally don't think you''d guess jak so yes, yes you do wanna know, also what is your real name?

 

[union_jak]

Knight thanks for the many, many questions and I personally don't think you''d guess jak so yes, yes you do wanna know, also what is your real name?

Since this is your 15 Minutes, I can't answer your question

But it is Jak.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Lies, now guess my piercing!

 

[union_jak]

It's the truth and I reckon you have an Uncle Albert*, because it suits your clichéd style. Do you have a tramp stamp as well?

*'Prince' is a bit too classy for you

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I don't know what either of those things are.

 

[Avangarde]

The chance to know everything in existance in the vastness of the universe, or the chance to own the world and everything in it?

Vision, or eternal loneliness?

Do you speak from the Head or the Heart?

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

What would you prefer, Lover or a Dreamer?

 

[CFE]

Top Ten Comic Films...and why...

 

[SapphirePrima]

Favorite movie of the 80's and why?


What is your favorite Boy Meets World character and why? If you hate the show, why?



Who is your favorite natural red headed actress and why?


If you were an actor what would be your dream role and why?



If you had the chance would you go on "The View" and why?


What is the number one problem with the US today?


What's your favorite HBO show and why? If you don't watch HBO then what's your favorite CW show or VH1 show and why?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

The chance to know everything in existance in the vastness of the universe, or the chance to own the world and everything in it?
The knowledge one, you could know the future and then make millions from gambling.
Vision, or eternal loneliness?
Both
Do you speak from the Head or the Heart?
Head
Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?
Lust or vanity.
What would you prefer, Lover or a Dreamer?
Lover, for reason see above.

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