15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Colossal Spoons!

[knowsbleed]

Describe to me how Nas is better than Jay-Z.

 

[Sebastos]

Do you like Chipotle?

 

[ComicChick]

have you ever worn any of pickles clothes?

 

[Gilpesh]

Knock knock.

 

[AndThePickles]

Why can you think of a costume you'd like to see a woman on the internets wear but not your own girlfriend?

 

[AndThePickles]

Hmmmmmm??

 

[Drakon]

Why can you think of a costume you'd like to see a woman on the internets wear but not your own girlfriend?

I second this. Especially since I already had an idea for Pickles.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Do share. =D

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What would you do if Kraven was in SM4?

Pray that they find a way to make the character interesting

Describe to me how Nas is better than Jay-Z.

I'd rather explain to you why the sky is orange

Do you like Chipotle?

Love it! Ate 2 burritos in 1 sitting on a dare before

have you ever worn any of pickles clothes?

No, I'd break them

Knock knock.

GTFO

Why can you think of a costume you'd like to see a woman on the internets wear but not your own girlfriend?

I thought of MG's on the fly, I'd have to put a lot of thought into something for you. And besides, you'd prob just go as a Disney princess or something.

 

[AndThePickles]

I thought of MG's on the fly, I'd have to put a lot of thought into something for you. And besides, you'd prob just go as a Disney princess or something.

I wouldn't go as a Disney princess, 'cause this is about what YOU'd want to see me dressed up as

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Why do I have an uncontrollable urge to kill love?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I wouldn't go as a Disney princess, 'cause this is about what YOU'd want to see me dressed up as

Eh, whatevs yo

Why do I have an uncontrollable urge to kill love?

B/c you needed more hugs as a kid?

 

[AndThePickles]

Eh, whatevs yo

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Eh, whatevs yo



B/c you needed more hugs as a kid?

That's possible.

 

[AndThePickles]

If you could have a song automatically play every time you shower, what would it be?

Pool or ocean?

If you get drunk enough, will you do the "Shout" dance at the wedding this weekend?

 

[Gilpesh]

Why do you hate humor?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you could have a song automatically play every time you shower, what would it be?

[YT]Q1G3Iew-md4[/YT]

Pool or ocean?

Pool

If you get drunk enough, will you do the "Shout" dance at the wedding this weekend?

Hells no, but I will be drunk

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Why do you hate humor?

What makes you think I do?

 

[Gilpesh]

What makes you think I do?

CC said so.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

An actor on a TV show about viruses/bacteria

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

By puttin my thang down, flippin it, and reverse it

What are the three things you would never do?

Anything sexual with another dude, be in a relationship where my woman tells me what I can or cannot do, wear the color purple.

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

I'd go back to when the 4 Gospels were written and copy them myself so I couldsee how it really was.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

My muscles

When would you like to retire?

Whenever I get tired of my job, but before I loathe it.

What would you like to do when retired?

Move somewhere hot or cold lol

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

No sir

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Bangin a chick, ends up being a dude, I knock him out, take my $ back, blah blah blah

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

350

Describe your dream house.

Not a ridiculous amount of rooms but there needs to be a sick ass gym and entertainment room. I want an indoor grill as well

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Exercise!

What is your favorite word?

"Damn"

/Luke Cage

What is your least favorite word?

[COLOR="Blue']"Sprinkle"[/COLOR][/B]

[B]What turns you on?[/B]

[B][COLOR="Blue"]Vagina[/COLOR]

What turns you off?

Cuddling

What sound do you love?

Bacon frying

What sound do you hate?

Babies crying

Why should I hire you?

Cuz I demand it

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Mildly sick for a week. I've been really ill for short amounts of time and it sucked!

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Famous

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Heroin, cuz I could kick that addiction and not get fat.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Receive

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

A midget, it's less creepy


Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.

Dumbest question ever


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

2 of my fav foods. I pick pancake with Jemima b/c Sanders looks racist and I don't wanna have my fried chicken interrupted by him calling me names.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Kill the environmentalist, cuz that won't mess up the Earth

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Kill a turtle

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Be a ****. Then I could bone all I want and earn the reputation

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

OMG, def paper cut

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

I'd actually love to be infertile

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Skydiving!

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Milk a cow

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Lose an eye, that nose is scary

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

The jetski, common sense

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

I'll take the tan, don't wanna get older faster

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

I'm already always hungry, and I could never live w/ myself if I were fat.

Some Questions of my own:
What is yourbaseball team?

Yankees

Your NFL Football team?

Terrell Owens....j/k, the Giants

Your Favorite Comic writer?

Bru probably

Favorite comic artist?

Crain or Deodato

Least Favorite comic writer?

Kyle&Yost

Least Favorite comic artist?

Liefeld

 

[ComicChick]

CC said so.

i did?

 

[Gilpesh]

i did?

Can you believe this Spoons? She's trying to act like she doesn't know!

You're not falling for that, are you?

 

[ComicChick]

post your fave comic cover!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Spoons, why are you falling for CC's lies?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I R confused