15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Colossal Spoons!

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Favourite swear word?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Ok, "Spoons".

Which sucked more, X3 or Blade 3

Ass or ****

**** or gtfo

Sex w/condom or fapping

Rather be strapped down with adamantium restraints and forced to watch TDK: Directors cut complete with commentary and Oscar win speech on loop for 24 hours, or spend the night in jail in a cell with your cellmage being the toss salad man

twilight zone or tales from the crypt

If Dr. Dre performed heart surgery on you, would you die or would your heart begin to pump with a funky beat

Most underratedly hot celebrity

Did you cry when you heard "Ether"

Are you mad?

Irate?

Martin or Fresh Prince

Fantasia or The Pagemaster

What would you do if pickles told you to kiss her through the phone

And then texted you lol smiley face

What if I texted you lol smiley face

Fire marshall Bill or Men on Film

or

10 billion dollars or the ability to fly in space like the silver surfer

4some with the sex and the city women excluding kristin davis or cuddling with roseanne

U.N.I.T.Y. or C.R.E.A.M.

Did Curtis snitch?

Lady of Rage or MC Lyte

gb2/b/

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Best lyricist in Wu Tang?

Method Man

Mecca and the Soul Brother, best hip hop lp ever?

No, cuz it's not a Jay-Z CD

Tell us about your introduction to metal.

System of a Down was almost all I listened to in high school, then somebody at work introduced me to Metallica like 2 years ago. It was game over after that.

What's the first metal song you fell in love with?

Leper Messiah

How many songs in your itunes(or whatever you use)?

I have like no music on my comp. Internet radio FTW

What was your last electronic purchase?

Probably my phone. Samsung Impression

What was your last big purchase?

PS3

What do you want for a tattoo?

Some variation of the Thundercats symbol

How long you been workin on those dreads?

Got my afro dreaded up like 8 months ago.

Are you going to dress up as Prison World Bishop for Halloween? If not, you should!

Haha, I have no ideas for this Halloween.

Do you like Led Zepelin?

Can't say I've heard too much of them.

What song of Led Zeppelin do you prefer?



Is life a step in a long process or an absolute onto itself?

Absolute. Deep question

 

[WompuM]

Would you rather get one $1,000,000 b.j.,
or would you rather have one million, $1, b.j.'s?
(no middle compromises)

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ok, "Spoons".

Which sucked more, X3 or Blade 3

Damn, I'll go with X3. Only because of Wolverine powering through the Phoenix Force

Ass or ****

Boobs of course, what a silly question

**** or gtfo

negs

Sex w/condom or fapping

Fapjacks

Rather be strapped down with adamantium restraints and forced to watch TDK: Directors cut complete with commentary and Oscar win speech on loop for 24 hours, or spend the night in jail in a cell with your cellmage being the toss salad man

Jail!111 Please jail!!!!!

twilight zone or tales from the crypt

Tales from the Crypt, there were often boobs in that.

If Dr. Dre performed heart surgery on you, would you die or would your heart begin to pump with a funky beat

I'd probably cooperate, before he starts to operate, cuz a robbery can turn into a homi-case

Most underratedly hot celebrity

Elizabeth Banks

Did you cry when you heard "Ether"

No, cuz I turned it off early and listened to "Superugly"

Are you mad?

No

Irate?

Little bit

Martin or Fresh Prince

Fresh Prince

Fantasia or The Pagemaster

Never seen the latter

What would you do if pickles told you to kiss her through the phone

Rage

And then texted you lol smiley face

Go to her house and rage

What if I texted you lol smiley face

Tell your dad that you have something to tell him. Then I'd call you both bad words for black people haha.

Fire marshall Bill or Men on Film

Men on Film

or



10 billion dollars or the ability to fly in space like the silver surfer

Flying. Cuz then I could work for NASA exploring other planets and make that money easily.

4some with the sex and the city women excluding kristin davis or cuddling with roseanne

Um, the 4-some. Is this a trick? You trying to Mephisto me?

U.N.I.T.Y. or C.R.E.A.M.

C.R.E.A.M.

Did Curtis snitch?

Idk, but he def fell off.

Lady of Rage or MC Lyte

MC Lyte. I don't like Baby D

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you were going to sing a disney song to Pickles which would it be?

"The Unbirthday Song" Cuz it's insane lol

Will Pickles ever go to Disney?

You takin her?

what is your'e favorite Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden moment? (of course i had to ask this) lol!

Spoiler

Naruto - When cursed seal Sasuke and 2 or 3 tailed Naruto have their first sick ass fight

Shippuuden - Raikage powerbombing Sasuke

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Favourite swear word?

Damn

gb2/b/

You're......aware

Would you rather get one $1,000,000 b.j.,
or would you rather have one million, $1, b.j.'s?
(no middle compromises)

I'll take the ones off the dollar menu

 

[Anubis]

Dude, that's a lotta teeth.

 

[piccolo]

When handiman fell out of buildings, did you laugh?

Wolverine or Spiderman 3

If a crying midget approached you and asked why god hated him, what would you say?

When Mannequin Skywalker yelled NOOOOOOO at the end of Episode III, did you laugh out loud?

If you did, were theater fanboys irate?

If you were kermit the frog, would you have given in to miss piggys advances?

If you were reincarnated as a great white shark, would you be a maneater?

If you were forced to speak in a long island or boston accent for the rest of your life, do you think pickles would leave you?

Vice versa?

What would you do if Tom Brady was traded to the Giants?

or

Funnier part of Zombieland *Spoilers*: Bill Murray's death or "That'll do, pig"

Rather be a ninja or samurai?

Throwing stars or blowdarts?

$1000 dollars for presenting the award for best picture to The Dark Knight in a retroactive Oscars ceremony, must have smile on face for presentation, no 40 face, and must shake chris nolans hand and commend bale on his bat-voice. take it or leave it.

Who was cheaper, Sub-zero or Scorpion?

5 must-have characters in a future Marvel vs. DC 2d fighting game:

How does it make you feel to know that Superman could crush and mold Colossus into his own personal captain america shield?

How many irish carbombs before you're annihilated?

Does knowing you'll never look like Arnold in his hey motivate or depress you?

Best 3 Jay-z albums, in order:

Why did Jay steal lines from Big when he was nicer than him in the first place?

Favorite track off Blueprint 3:

Are there any restaurants with better rolls than Texas Roadhouse?

How angry and sad were you when you heard Renegade and realized that Eminem blew Jay away on his own record?

Has Vince Vaughn ever let you down?

Best era for rap and r&b music?

Name your chipotle combination:

 

[Erzengel]

You takin her?

We are going to get our picture taken together holding Tinkerbell.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

When handiman fell out of buildings, did you laugh?

Yeah, and didn't even feel bad. Up, up, and away!

Wolverine or Spiderman 3

Wolverine. Back to back...

If a crying midget approached you and asked why god hated him, what would you say?

Haha, I'd tell him that if he really believed in God, that'd he'd know his affliction wasn't a result of God's ill will. Also, God is incapable of hate.

When Mannequin Skywalker yelled NOOOOOOO at the end of Episode III, did you laugh out loud?

Hard!

If you did, were theater fanboys irate?

If they did, nobody said anything

If you were kermit the frog, would you have given in to miss piggys advances?

Hell no, that bish is fugly

If you were reincarnated as a great white shark, would you be a maneater?

Nah, I'd stick to seals

If you were forced to speak in a long island or boston accent for the rest of your life, do you think pickles would leave you?

Haha, maybe the Boston one would grate on her nerves enough for that.

Vice versa?

No, but it would irritate me

What would you do if Tom Brady was traded to the Giants?

Cry

or



Funnier part of Zombieland *Spoilers*: Bill Murray's death or "That'll do, pig"

Rather be a ninja or samurai?

"That'll do, pig"

Ninja

Throwing stars or blowdarts?

Blowdarts

$1000 dollars for presenting the award for best picture to The Dark Knight in a retroactive Oscars ceremony, must have smile on face for presentation, no 40 face, and must shake chris nolans hand and commend bale on his bat-voice. take it or leave it.

I'd try, but it'd take a lot of practice.

Who was cheaper, Sub-zero or Scorpion?

Scorpion. They were smart enough to give SZ the double freeze penalty

5 must-have characters in a future Marvel vs. DC 2d fighting game:

Nova, Mongul, Havok, Adam Warlock, Firestorm

How does it make you feel to know that Superman could crush and mold Colossus into his own personal captain america shield?

I'm ok w/ it. Supes is on a whole other level.

How many irish carbombs before you're annihilated?

10

Does knowing you'll never look like Arnold in his hey motivate or depress you?

Depress. But I know how/where to get some "stuff" that would make it possible.

Best 3 Jay-z albums, in order:

Blueprint, American Gangster, Unplugged

Why did Jay steal lines from Big when he was nicer than him in the first place?

I say a B.I.G. verse I'm only biggin up my brother
Biggin up my borough
I'm big enough to do it
I'm that therough
Plus i know my own flow is foolish

Favorite track off Blueprint 3:

On To The Next One

Are there any restaurants with better rolls than Texas Roadhouse?

That pumpernickel bread from Outback is pretty good too.

How angry and sad were you when you heard Renegade and realized that Eminem blew Jay away on his own record?

Idk why people keep sayin this, Jay let Em shine

Has Vince Vaughn ever let you down?

Nope, can't wait to see Couple's Vacation

Best era for rap and r&b music?

1999

Name your chipotle combination:

Double chicken, black beans, medium salsa, sour cream, lettuce, cheese, and rice

 

[piccolo]

Cahm ahm, Pickles, get in the cah!

Sidenote: spit my drink out on the kid sitting in front of me when woody said that'll do pig

oh and em destroyed jay on renegade, no excuses

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I didn't even recognize it was a Babe quote at first, it was just funny.

Whatever, yo

 

[AndThePickles]

Cahm ahm, Pickles, get in the cah!

Hahahaha

I didn't even recognize it was a Babe quote at first, it was just funny.

You never recognized it; you had to ask me what movie it was from when I started dying laughing

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ok, you win

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Can i haz cheesburger?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

No, go take a lap instead

 

[Colossal Spoons]

2x post

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

No, go take a lap instead

 

[AndThePickles]

Ok, you win

It's not about who wins or loses, it's about how you play the game?

 

[AndThePickles]

If you could name a constellation, what would you name it?

Why don't you like to use chapstick?

What's your favorite smell?

Favorite woman smell?

Favorite flavor of yogurt other than strawberry?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you could name a constellation, what would you name it?

Protein!

Why don't you like to use chapstick?

cuz it feels weird

What's your favorite smell?

Bacon frying

Favorite woman smell?

Silence

Favorite flavor of yogurt other than strawberry?

Raspberry

 

[AndThePickles]

That isn't a smell

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Oh, my bad

 

[Gilpesh]

Oh, my bad

Why do you think telling the truth is bad?