15 Minutes with CosmicPinchy

[Spider-Aziz]

What's so special about toilets?

Do you prefer sun roof or a convertible when it comes to cars?

 

[KevanG]

Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow?

Also, Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader?

 

[Feenix]

What's so special about toilets?

For men, nothing. For women, everything! Squating can be dangerous...and messy.

Do you prefer sun roof or a convertible when it comes to cars?

I've never owned a convertible, mainly because where I live, we get more winter than summer.

I would prefer a sunroof.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What are your thoughts on the "Butterfly Effect"?

Tell us about a weird dream you had, and don't have a problem sharing

Who is your biggest influence?

Do you join the Dark Side? Or does the Dark Side join you?

What if they made a Lego Mortal Kombat game?

Do you like falafel?

What do you think of the Director's Cut of DareDevil the movie?

What is your least favorite Batman costume?

Name some celebrities you wish to join the hype and befriend you

 

[KevanG]

Why didn't Alicia Silverstones Batsuit have bat nipples when the others did? That seems sexist and unfair.

 

[Feenix]

Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow?

He turned into the Punk of Today

Also, Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader?

Syphilis.

Why didn't Alicia Silverstones Batsuit have bat nipples when the others did? That seems sexist and unfair.

Because nipples cause moral decay. Just ask Janet Jackson.

 

[Feenix]

What are your thoughts on the "Butterfly Effect"?

It's true to some extent. I've read "Outliers" and its a book about "success" and how we perceive successful people and what other factors contribute to success. For instance, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were both born at the "right" time for software developers. When they reached their early twenties, computers were becoming popular, but not popular enough for older people who had good paying jobs to leave those jobs and pursue software and the younger generation was too young to take advantage of it at the time. Bill Gates also lived very close to a university that had a computer that he could use and play with and practice on. His age and where he lived played major factors in his software development. Had he travelled or moved to a different part of the country, he may never had created Microsoft. It can be something as small as picking up the phone or cancelling a meeting that determines whether or not you end up being a millionaire. Random chance happenings provide opportunities.

Tell us about a weird dream you had, and don't have a problem sharing

I have a recurring dream about tornadoes. In those dreams, there are always more than 1 tornado and I'm always having to deal with how to survive it. Last night, for instance, I dreamed I was living in a high rise condo (in the middle of a massive field, for some reason) with floor to ceiling windows all around the condo and no matter which window I looked through, there was a tornado. When one tornado would go away, another would touch down right after it. I had to grab my cat, run into the bathroom, and hold on to the water spout to keep from flying away. After that tornado passed, I left the bathroom only to see another huge tornado touching down in the distance, heading right towards my condo again.

Who is your biggest influence?

My pops. He's a good man.

Do you join the Dark Side? Or does the Dark Side join you?

I AM the Dark Side.

What if they made a Lego Mortal Kombat game?

It would be a flawless victory for Lego.

Do you like falafel?

I've never had it. My diet consists mainly of meat, carrots, Fruit Loops, marzipan, and mashed potatoes.

What do you think of the Director's Cut of DareDevil the movie?

I've never seen it, to be honest. I wasn't a fan of the movie so chances are I wouldn't be thrilled with it.

What is your least favorite Batman costume?

George Clooney's. Ugh. Adam West's suit is better than that (plus, he has a beer gut, which makes it that much better).

Name some celebrities you wish to join the hype and befriend you

Tom Hiddleston, Jennifer Lawrence, Ian McKellan, Bryan Cranston, Patrick Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Chris Evans.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

If time travel can cause a Sonic Boom, what could cause a Hadouken?

 

[E-Man]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
How is your kung-fu?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Cosmicpinchy,
What are your views on the moral decay agenda degrading our society?

 

[Feenix]

If time travel can cause a Sonic Boom, what could cause a Hadouken?

Radioactive diarrhea.

 

[Feenix]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
How is your kung-fu?

My daddy is a German keg slinger.

I know you're working for the CIA.

My Kung fu is better than Keanu's.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Please, everybody's Kung fu is better than Keanu

 

[MrMaooz]

Rank the Indiana Jones movies. Does Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull suck? Up for a fifth with Harrison?

Are you looking forward to another Terminator movie with Ahnold returning?

 

[Feenix]

Cosmicpinchy,
What are your views on the moral decay agenda degrading our society?

It's all the leftists, feminist Nazis, homosexuals, abortionists, Obama, pot smokers, Arabs, video games' fault.

Kill them. Kill them all.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Amen

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Do you like scotch?

How do you like your steak? (temp and seasoning)

What is your fave Marvel movie?

Have you ever bought anything from a telemarketer?

What pisses you off more than anything else?

What is your least fave Marvel movie?

Are you married? If so how did you meet?

What is the worst job you ever had?

What is your fave thing to make for dinner?

Do you like seafood? If so what is your fave seafood dish?

Have you ever ate somewhere that was featured on the Food network?

Why is sucrolose so bad for you?

If you could change on thing in Marvel continuity what would it be?

How about DC?

Do you watch Arrow?

Do you watch Agents of shield?

What is your top 3 TV shows of all time?

What 5 music albums can you not live without?

If you could punch one person from the Hype in their stupid face who would it be?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Cake or pie?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Do you prefer to call football by its name, or the ridiculous other name "Soccer"?

Do you like padded Rugby? (American not football)

Would you rather play Basketball or Baseball?

"Muffins are cupcakes." Yay or yay? Or yay? Or yay? Or maybe not?

 

[Feenix]

Do you like scotch?

Yes.

How do you like your steak? (temp and seasoning)

Medium with BBQ sauce and the Keg seasoning

What is your fave Marvel movie?

The Avengers

Have you ever bought anything from a telemarketer?

No, but I have pretended I was interested and listened to their speech. They get more angry at someone wasting their time than I do.

What pisses you off more than anything else?

LEFT-LANE DRIVERS! I mean left lane drivers on the highway. I drive it a lot to go to the mountains and nothing sucks more than trying to get a good start on a trip, only to be stuck behind a d*ckweed in the left lane, moseying along, not bothering to look in their rear view. On the Autobahn, you get ticketed for that BS.

What is your least fave Marvel movie?

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Are you married? If so how did you meet?

Not married, but taken. He's my brother's buddy.

What is the worst job you ever had?

Ooh, good question. Pizza Hut was pretty awful, mainly because the people that worked there were messed up in the head. FutureShop was also bad. But, working as a teller at a bank was the worst. They expect you to be a salesperson and it made me lose any respect that I had for banking institutions.

What is your fave thing to make for dinner?

Goulash.

Do you like seafood? If so what is your fave seafood dish?

I love seafood. I'm a fan of salmon and I'm a shrimp fiend. I love those shrimp rings with cocktail sauce. Very simple, but oh so good.

Have you ever ate somewhere that was featured on the Food network?

I don't believe so, no. I did go to the "coffee shop" that was featured in the Ocean's 12 movie in Amsterdam. I ordered a space cake. That was interesting.

Why is sucrolose so bad for you?

I don't think it is. Everything in moderation. People get all up in arms about aspartame, but the so called "side effects" of it are exaggerated and mostly just lies.

If you could change on thing in Marvel continuity what would it be?

I have a real issue with the X-Men movies and their continuity. Especially with the first X-Men and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. The Sabretooth in Origins and the one in the first X-Men are totally different, in personality and general character. He should have recognized Wolverine in X1 and he would have said something to him. It still bothers me to this day.

How about DC?

To be honest, I don't follow DC enough to make a call on continuity.

Do you watch Arrow?

Negative.

Do you watch Agents of shield?

Affirmative.

What is your top 3 TV shows of all time?

Breaking Bad, Family Guy, X-Men 90's cartoon.

What 5 music albums can you not live without?

Queen's Greatest Hits, Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon, AC/DC: Back in Black, The Fratellis: Costello Music, and The Fratellis: Here We Stand

If you could punch one person from the Hype in their stupid face who would it be?

charl_huntress

 

[Feenix]

Do you prefer to call football by its name, or the ridiculous other name "Soccer"?

Do you like padded Rugby? (American not football)

Would you rather play Basketball or Baseball?

"Muffins are cupcakes." Yay or yay? Or yay? Or yay? Or maybe not?

Depends on who I talk to. Canadians and Americans, I say Soccer. Everyone else, Football.

I used to play Rugby. We didn't have pads, though.

I also used to play Basketball, so I prefer that over Baseball.

Muffins are not cupcakes.

 

[Feenix]

Cake or pie?

Cake. Black Forest Cake, to be exact.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Why do you drive to the mountains?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Taken?

Senty sad.


Cake?!

Senty mad.

 

[Feenix]

Rank the Indiana Jones movies. Does Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull suck? Up for a fifth with Harrison?

Are you looking forward to another Terminator movie with Ahnold returning?

Raiders, Crusade, Doom, Crystal Skull.

Yes, it really does suck. Shia Labeouf makes me angry. I want to punch him. And no, I think it's done.

I would love another Terminator movie. I love them all. I'm not a fan of Arnold anymore (he's an idiot), but he does make a great robot.