15 Minutes with Lord Valumart

[Spider-Aziz]

with Lord valumart​

Lord Valumart's assigned movie to remake is...A Good Day to Die Hard!

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Question time!!

Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?

Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?

If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?

Where is home for you? Where would you like home to be?

 

[Duke]

Name your top five hated Harry Potter characters.


Name your top five movies of all time.


Name your top 5 favorite foods.


Do you currently have any pet/s?


An exotic place you'd like to visit?


What is an unusual thing or habit you do?

 

[Ms. Marvel]

Coke or Pepsi?

Top 10 superheroes?

Which do you like better, your toes or your fingers?

Favourite TV show?

What brought you to the Hype?

 

[Lord Valumart]

with Lord valumart​

Lord Valumart's assigned movie to remake is...A Good Day to Die Hard!
I'd start off with it having Justin Long in it again. I'd make it about the McClane's getting together for some American holiday, I dunno what ones they have, but anyhow, I'd have terrorists take over a mall and it'd be a Die Hard film rather than three poorly directed action scenes with pointlessly injected plot nonsense that makes no sense. This was the furthest thing from a Die Hard film I could possibly imagine. It's a stinking pile of ****.

I hope everyone involved dies.


Question time!!

Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?
Not being dead
Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?
Err... No one that still comes here. Manic is cool.
If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?
I've met a few. Some are good friends, one is not.
Where is home for you? Where would you like home to be?
Right now home is home. I've still not moved out. I think home will be once I have a family and it fells like a home rather than a house.

I hate that Die Hard remake thing. It just made me angry.

Name your top five hated Harry Potter characters.
Like I know any of them apart from Harry, Ron, Ginney, Dumbledor, Snape, Quirel, Fred, Geroge, Percy, Hargrid, Bulk, Skull, Alpha... Wait a minute...

Name your top five movies of all time.
Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Back to the Future. Although I firmly belive that Raiders is the single best film ever made by humans.

Name your top 5 favorite foods.
I'd like to just point you to a KFC menu...

Do you currently have any pet/s?
No.

An exotic place you'd like to visit?
Japan. It's be fantastic with all the old stuff and the vending machines with panties. I really wanna go!

What is an unusual thing or habit you do?
It's not unusual, but I bite the hard bits of skin at the side of my nails a lot.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Coke or Pepsi?
Irn Bru
Top 10 superheroes?
Ah, thats a tough one. The defenition is flexible... But taking it to mean any comic book hero:
Deadpool, Flash, Fantastic Four, Terry's Batman, John Constantine, the TMNT. I know thats more than 10, but screw you.
Which do you like better, your toes or your fingers?
My fingers. I can do more with them than my toes. My toes just kinda sit there. they spaz out sometimes.
Favourite TV show?
Farscape. I was thinking about this the other night. No matter what other TV shows that I like have, Farscape has ALL of it. Bizarre episodes like Community, fun time travel like Doctor Who, space battles like Star Wars/BSG/etc, mutants fighting robot aliens like TMNT... It has EVERYTHING.
What brought you to the Hype?
Spider-man 2

Done.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

List 30 movies you wish to see. No need to be era specific

What changes are needed to make Nolan's take on Batman watchable?

List your favorite comic book movies. Scoring is valued

List your most hated comic book movies. Scoring is valued

 

[Lord Valumart]

List 30 movies you wish to see. No need to be era specific
Honestly, at this point I've seen all the movies I've wanted to see. I'm just taking recomendations from people who know me. Like a guy at work tells me about Japanese Samurai films, or a friend tells me about Ganster films. There's no movie in existence that I'm aware of that I feel the need to hunt out and watch.
What changes are needed to make Nolan's take on Batman watchable?
Get the follow:
1) someone who can direct action
2) some to write a decent script that doesn't have baffling jumps of logic
3) get rid of Bale
4) get a proper Batmobile
5) scrap the whole thing and do Batman Beyond
List your favorite comic book movies. Scoring is valued
X2, Batman Returns, The Avengers, Spider-man, X-men: First Class, Iron Man, The Wolverine, and those 7 mintues from XMO:W with Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson.
List your most hated comic book movies. Scoring is valued
TDK, Batman Begins, Man of Steel, X3, XMO:W. There's lots that I'm just disapointed in, like Iron Man 2, Thor, Captian America, the Fantastic Four movies, but those are the ones I REALLY hate.

Done.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Name an actor or an actress you like their movies regardless of how bad the movie one of them stars in may be

Who and how many celebrities do you wish to join the hype and befriend you?

Give us a link us to thread you really enjoy

Give your favorite smiley

Give your least favorite smiley

Show us a sample of your hand writing

What are your thoughts on the "Butterfly Effect"?

Tell us about a weird dream you had, and don't have a problem sharing

 

[DX]

So...BB and TDK are worse than Batman & Robin?

 

[DX]

Also:

Your opinion on Matt Smith leaving Doctor Who?

What's 12399384636 x Peter Griffin?

Comic book movie you're most looking forward to?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a **** is Joey Essex?

 

[Green Goblin]

Favourite Doctor?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Should Christian Bale play Dracula in a parody and use his Batman voice when scary or angry?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Name an actor or an actress you like their movies regardless of how bad the movie one of them stars in may be
I've seen plenty of bad Nic Cage films and always enjoyed him in them.
Who and how many celebrities do you wish to join the hype and befriend you?
I think I'd get on well with Rob Paulson...
Give us a link us to thread you really enjoy
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=462447
Give your favorite smiley

Give your least favorite smiley
I mean the hell is that for?
Show us a sample of your hand writing
No.
What are your thoughts on the "Butterfly Effect"?
There was no need for a sequal
Tell us about a weird dream you had, and don't have a problem sharing
Once I had a dream I was on an old style train that was being attacked by baby Cybermen...

So...BB and TDK are worse than Batman & Robin?

Well, it's more what comes with it that makes the films bad. We all know B&R is bad, it's just everyone elses refusal to see any flaws in Nolans Batman that just makes them that more obvious to me, and thus makes the films worse

Also:

Your opinion on Matt Smith leaving Doctor Who?
Had to happen some time
What's 12399384636 x Peter Griffin?
Obviously the answer is Banana
Comic book movie you're most looking forward to?
The Flash TV show. Does that count?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a **** is Joey Essex?
12

Favourite Doctor?

Pertwee. He has be best run of stories, the best companions, and he's just damn cool

Should Christian Bale play Dracula in a parody and use his Batman voice when scary or angry?

He should be GOB in the Arrested Development movie within the Arrested Development universe...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Star Trek (2009) or its sequel, which is the more interesting film?

Who is your biggest Hype fanboy?

Who is your biggest Hype fangirl?

Cowboy and Aliens sound like a weird concept, do you like it?

Can we see pics of a bunch of your Dr. Who action figures?

What got you to choose your user name?

He should be GOB in the Arrested Development movie within the Arrested Development universe...

Then no Dracula for him

 

[Brain Damage]

If you could go back in time to one decade, what would it be?

Hot dogs or hamburgers?

Do you like mayo on your french fries?

Who has inspired you most in life?

If one or more of your loved ones were violently murdered, would you dress us as a bat or a spider?

Are you cool?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Star Trek (2009) or its sequel, which is the more interesting film?
Into Darkness was better for me. It's the best film I've seen this year, and I think that's all down to Cumberbatch.
Who is your biggest Hype fanboy?
I dunno, but I did get a pigs heart in the post from one of you guys. Only three people have my address...
Who is your biggest Hype fangirl?
Squeeks is all about the LV lovin'
Cowboy and Aliens sound like a weird concept, do you like it?
Whats not to love? Apart from the film... And the comic...
Can we see pics of a bunch of your Dr. Who action figures?

Spoiler

And this one:

What got you to choose your user name?
I was reading a Harry Potter parody book at the time I signed up.

Then no Dracula for him
Nope...

If you could go back in time to one decade, what would it be?
1930's I think.
Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Both?
Do you like mayo on your french fries?
**** no.
Who has inspired you most in life?
Err... No one? I was going to say Egon Spengler, but I failed to do the science stuff, then I thought Indiana Jones, but I failed to do the history stuff... Dante and Randal?
If one or more of your loved ones were violently murdered, would you dress us as a bat or a spider?
A brightly coloured goat.
Are you cool?
Very much so.

Done.

 

[DX]

Peter Capaldi: Yay or Nay?

Rank the Indiana Jones films from best to worst.

JAL or Russell Brand? Who dies first?

Is grass green?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Peter Capaldi: Yay or Nay?
****ING YAY
Rank the Indiana Jones films from best to worst.
Raiders, Last Cusade, Temple, Crystal Skull. The last two vary depending on how I feel. I pretty much only enjoy three things in both Temple and Crystal Skull.
JAL or Russell Brand? Who dies first?
JAL is already dead, on the inside, from the crushing tales he told us about dancing in the rain with Alba when they were young. And from the deadly toxins he got from kicking that homeless after he got thrown out of Alba's hotel.
Is grass green?
What are you, dense? Are you ******ed or something? It's blue.

Done.

 

[DX]

Done.

Wait...he kicked a homeless? I remember the one about him and Alba dancing in the rain but not that one.

Edit: Damn iPad...

 

[Lord Valumart]

Wait...he kicked a homeless? I remember the one about him and Alba dancing in the rain but not that one.

Edit: Damn iPad...

Oh yeh, he went to some hotel because Alba was there. He was out front with a bunch of others but told he couldn't go in. But using his local knowlege of the area, he was able to sneak around the corner, an find a side door. He the entered the hotel, and begun his search for that forever out of reach Alba.

He was found, thrown out, and kicked a homeless in anger.

 

[DX]

Oh yeh, he went to some hotel because Alba was there. He was out front with a bunch of others but told he couldn't go in. But using his local knowlege of the area, he was able to sneak around the corner, an find a side door. He the entered the hotel, and begun his search for that forever out of reach Alba.

He was found, thrown out, and kicked a homeless in anger.

Not gonna lie, I actually do miss the guy lol

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Lord Voldemort: an inspiration or what?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Not gonna lie, I actually do miss the guy lol

Hi shambolic bumbling life was indeed hilarious.

Lord Voldemort: an inspiration or what?

Not really, I mean I have a nose for starters...

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Not really, I mean I have a nose for starters...

Lord Voldemort: nose envy eternal self-defined victim?

 

[MrMaooz]

Favorite Seinfeld character?