1UP Yours-10/06/06 Shane/Skip and Luke: are lovers / Battle to the death

[Zenien]

http://zdmedia.vo.llnwd.net/o1/Podcasts/100606.mp3

- 94 minutes
- Everyone back
- Shane and Luke battle to the death

 

[Axid]

This is me from the future. I am just advising everyone to not watch it because, surprise, it's horrible

I'm still waiting for our battle god damnit

So yeah it's funny and stuff. Cant't say **** now.

 

[GuntherHermann]

I'll listen if the battle to the death results in a loss for Shane.

 

[Zenien]

Shane Harai is the man.

And why are you excited about Virtua Fighter 5

Shane: Becauseit'sthegreatestfightinggameevermade. If you disagree, you're wrong, I'm sorry.

 

[GuntherHermann]

Shane is an absolute moron, and a card carrying SDF member, and must die

 

[Zenien]

Careful, he's the only one actively defending Halo Wars and Gears.

 

[GuntherHermann]

Well then the entire show needs to die, since Halo Wars is clearly going to rock faces, and Gears of War is obviously awesome as well. Seriously, what is 1UP's problem with quality, they do something like this all the time, it's like they can't go a week without trashing good games or spreading false "news" and ruining their credibility. They should just stick to shows without Shane where they just hate sony, those are the best.

 

[블라스]

Shane Harai is the man.

And why are you excited about Virtua Fighter 5

Shane: Becauseit'sthegreatestfightinggameevermade. If you disagree, you're wrong, I'm sorry.

Sounds like this Shan guy is my kinda guy!

 

[GuntherHermann]

No, he's not, he thinks asian girls are ugly, hates kung fu, thinks batman is gay, and supports something you hated

 

[블라스]

DIE, SHANE! DIE!

 

[GuntherHermann]

That's right, death to Shane.

 

[Zenien]

People are allowed to have opinions Denton, I think you're bat**** insane for saying how Lair looks so amazing but you don't see me calling you Bat**** insane even though I sort of did.

 

[Zenien]

DIE, SHANE! DIE!

Why?

 

[GuntherHermann]

WHY THE HELL DON'T PEOPLE SEE THAT LAIR LOOKS AMAZING!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I mean, how in the hell can you like the graphics of heavenly sword, a game that looks like a 2nd gen xbox game and features play dough hair, or Resistance, a game that looks like a tossed together doom 3 mod at best, and not like the amazing visual orgasm that is Lair? What in the **** is the matter with you people?

 

[블라스]

Why?

Because I'm making a joke and you didn't get it

 

[GuntherHermann]

I mean, come on, look at that

 

[Zenien]

Well then the entire show needs to die, since Halo Wars is clearly going to rock faces, and Gears of War is obviously awesome as well. Seriously, what is 1UP's problem with quality, they do something like this all the time, it's like they can't go a week without trashing good games or spreading false "news" and ruining their credibility. They should just stick to shows without Shane where they just hate sony, those are the best.

Now you're just inventing reasons to substanciate a self serving "1UP has no credibility" viewpoint.

Seriously the complaint from the one guy is that he doesn't feel Ensemble is the right Dev for a Halo RTS considering their games are all Age Of _____ style which he feels wouldn't work well for Halo. Shane says "You haven't even seen it yet though."

Ugh not everything is black or white. Jebus, Gunthur. Anyone who doesn't sing the holy praises of the Xbox is suddenly worthy or burning in hell to you.

WHY THE HELL DON'T PEOPLE SEE THAT LAIR LOOKS AMAZING!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I mean, how in the hell can you like the graphics of heavenly sword, a game that looks like a 2nd gen xbox game and features play dough hair, or Resistance, a game that looks like a tossed together doom 3 mod at best, and not like the amazing visual orgasm that is Lair? What in the **** is the matter with you people?

It's way too bloomy and looks really rough at this point. You can't even really see any of the detail because of the horrible lighting they have decided to go with.

Which better change for the final product. Lair actually looks really early, I'm suprised that they showed it off in that state.

 

[블라스]

I wanna play Black.

 

[Zenien]

Black was a horrible FPS Gamera.

 

[블라스]

LOL no, it's the most action packed FPS ever, it's like a Michael Bay game, I love it, I'm going to keep it, I'll replay it until the end of time, and I can't wait for the sequels.