2021 Hype's Hottest Man Quarterfinals, Match 2: Tom Holland VS Jason Momoa

[Lily Adler]

VS

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[Black Narcissus]

Sweet lord. How did Benjamin Button Holland make it this far? If he beats Momoa...ya'll need better taste. Man got Lisa Bonet. Sure, he wears skull pinky rings and probably moans in his kool aid style Oh YEAH Aquaman vibe, but he still much better than always stuck in pubescent syndrome Holland, which he also shares with them other midgets: Eisenberg, Cera, the little guy from those Hunger games flicks, and that now frail looking chick Chalamet.

 

[Lily Adler]

The boy wants to be Nathan Drake and Bond, so let's give him a big boy to take on.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Tom is a cute kid. Jason is a man.

 

[Lily Adler]

Tom is a cute kid. Jason is a man.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Lily and SNL get me.

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Lily Adler]

If Holland wins we could get this next round:

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Iceman]

Momoa off course.

 

[Iceman]

If Holland wins we could get this next round:

We’re getting this right now!

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Erik20]

If Tom Holland somehow wins this, then I guess I have no idea what an attractive guy looks like (I also don't get the Chalamet hype at all, but I'm not the target audience)

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Sawyer]

If this ****ing twink bests Momoa…

 

[Lily Adler]

If this ****ing twink bests Momoa…

I think I've seen that movie.

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Lily Adler]

JASON WINS!

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[Sawyer]

As well he should.