3 men dig up corpse in an attempt to....sleep with it?!

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Is the first guy Elijah Wood?

Who cares that is sick.

 

[Assassin]

Rover from rovers morning glory (the radio show host who replaced Howard in the midwest) was talking about this and all he could do is think how hot does this chick hav eto be for 3 guys to go through all this trouble. he had a few guys search for her pic online lmao

 

[Maximum Carnage]

That second kid is emo in purest form.

HAHA! I laughed my ass off when I read that..

Classic.

 

[Clouseau]

Which reminds me of another movie. Starring Molly Parker as a woman who works in a funeral home and bangs the fresh corpses at night.

........

didn't want them to kiss and tell???

 

[SLVRSR4]

Elijah woodt: All i can say for on behalf of all hype members from Wisconsin is that there was worse and will be worse

 

[El ASESINO]

Oh come on i know you guys would love to sleep with a corpse. It's part of growing up. At least the corpse wont complain plus you can dance with it.
I hope this doesn't sound creepy

 

[Clouseau]

actually, i can't even imagine sex with a corpse...

"What's the matter, Darling? You've gone limp!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Making love to corpses is so '98.

 

[Equint77]

Necrophabulous.

 

[heypapajinx]

Wow. What's going on with all these young people from Wisconsin committing bizarre crimes?

i bet if you look at the bizarre crimes ratio to the ratio of incestuous relationships in that state, you might find a little "coincidence".
ha!

 

[Bad Superman]

No word if they had a few cold ones before hitting the cemetery?


Black humor demon took over. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[kane9321]

^^^ah dayum

 

[Clouseau]

saw this update in the news today, and i was a bit surprised!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214125,00.html

Sex Assault Charges Dropped in Wis. Necrophilia Case
Saturday, September 16, 2006

LANCASTER, Wis. — A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

The men still face lesser charges.

Twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break into a burial vault.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

^ It's almost as if people are trying to top each other's stupidity.

 

[Equint77]

god damn... just when it couldn't get worse... those ****ing cheese heads don't have a law against corpse ****ing...

god damn.

 

[Mike_D202]

 

[Assassin]

the necro twins are gonna roam free?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

That's not as bad as 3 guys knocking on an old lady's door, pretending to be pizza men, to have her open the door and then break through, beat her to death, and then rape her. It's a sick f**king world.

 

[Clouseau]

god damn... just when it couldn't get worse... those ****ing cheese heads don't have a law against corpse ****ing...

god damn.

yeah, but what kills me is that they actually NEED a law against it! i mean, come on, people! where's your common sense?! what's the fun in raping a girl if she can't ev......

nevermind...

 

[oakzap425]

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S18611.html?cat=1

Lancaster, Wis. (AP) - A photo that accompanied a newspaper obituary apparently led to an attempt last weekend to dig up the grave of a 20-year-old woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident Aug. 27, authorities said Tuesday.

Three men charged with taking part in the attempted grave robbery had no connection to Laura Tennessen, other than seeing her obituary, Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said.

"They never had any contact with her, did not know her or of her until her passing away was published in an obituary," he said. "It was a fluke thing."

Twin brothers Alexander and Nicholas Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, and Dustin Radke, 20, of Dodgeville, made initial appearances in Circuit Court Tuesday on charges of attempted third-degree sexual assault and attempted misdemeanor theft.

According to court documents, Radke told investigators he brought Nicholas Grunke to the cemetery earlier last week, and Grunke wanted to find Tennessen's grave.

Radke said Grunke asked him to help because he wanted to dig up Tennessen's body for sex, the court documents said, and the three had stopped at a store on the way to the cemetery to buy condoms.

"Just when you think you've seen it all, something strange like this happens," the sheriff said.

And they dwelled on this fact why? Would the crime be less iffy if they, say, knew her before her death?!?

Seriously, rape? Yeah, it's wrong and all...but considering the circumstances... I don't think one way or the other, she'd be putting up a fight. And there was no proof they were going to remove the body, so the theft thing seems kinda strange also.


Wisconsin = Teh Los3