360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[XwolverineX]

Maybe his butthole was attractive to someone's penis. Not so innocent sounding now, is it?

Nope.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Dew's watching, looks like the Mythic Dawn is about to get me. God speed, mysterious prisoner

I just got to the part where you get the fourth chronicle or whatever

 

[Uriel Septim]

I just got to the part where you get on the houseboat in the Cyrodil city waterfront district and you buy a bed, trying to level up, and instead, something happens that I don't want to spoil (but rest assured, it sucks ass thanks to level scaling, like everything else that it touches) and you're stuck on this boat. So after fixing everything with my thief that I worked very hard to get to the point that I'm at right now, I go to my bed to rest and end this quest, only to get a game ending freeze that will cause me to start completly over and end up playing Oblivion from now until 6am, when I may even skip school. Goddamnit

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I killed my first guard 20 minutes ago, they arrested me for accidentally stealing boots but I got to keep the sword and the armor

 

[EggoBreasts]

Pansy you shoulda ****ing killed all the guards

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I only killed him because he saw too much

 

[Master Chief]

I started a new game and stole from a farm, hahaha. I love lock picking now that I understand it.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Its very easy to kick ass in Oblivion, the only time I died was because I suddenly fell while climbing the side of a big hill/mountain thing..


and that was it

 

[블라스]

I have to say it again.
DRT is a comedy genius.

 

[Uriel Septim]

I have to say it again.
DRT is a comedy genius.

Because of?

And anyways, I'm really not. Though expressing that with sarcasm may have been you intention, so I don't know

 

[Juturna]

No you're funny, but shocking funny. I think he was talking about the Penis x Butthole thing.

Kingdom Hearts is absolute sex, I've been playing almost non stop since 3:00, and I plan on staying up all night, regardless of school tomorrow.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm not a *** you gayholes.

 

[블라스]

Yeah DRT, you rock.
You never fail to make me laugh, except when you're all sad and depressed, which makes me sad and depressed

 

[XwolverineX]

No you're funny, but shocking funny. I think he was talking about the Penis x Butthole thing.

Kingdom Hearts is absolute sex, I've been playing almost non stop since 3:00, and I plan on staying up all night, regardless of school tomorrow.

 

[블라스]

I'm actually sad and depressed all of the time, so you should have pulled a Kong by now. And yeah, I guess saying butthole and penis is shocking and funny in a thread that has it's roots in us all talking about Zenien eating out vaginas. You guys are weird

I still think you're awesome though.
You just need to relax a bit.
I swear to God, I'm gonna fly you down here sometime, and we'll have some non-gay fun. WHF, Clint, Penisface and everyone else is invited.

 

[EggoBreasts]

Thanks for the nickname

 

[블라스]

I always call you like that because you were purple penis face

 

[Uriel Septim]

He was a prancer.

 

[EggoBreasts]

If I was purple penis face, why were my initials PPP?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Phace

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I still think you're awesome though.
You just need to relax a bit.
I swear to God, I'm gonna fly you down here sometime, and we'll have some non-gay fun. WHF, Clint, Penisface and everyone else is invited.

Yes! I got invited to the non-gay fun!

Take that, heterosexual WHF doubters!

 

[EggoBreasts]

Oh **** there's that SAT thing on saturday that is going to try to tricksy me for like 4 hours

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Oh **** there's that SAT thing on saturday that is going to try to tricksy me for like 4 hours

That thing was a cinch. I didn't study, and I guessed (you're not supposed to) and still got a 1200.

 

[pornaddict]

Yes! I got invited to the non-gay fun!

Take that, heterosexual WHF doubters!

They doubt, because they desire!!!

Make sure you bring soap on a rope if you end up in a community shh shower, some of these boys seem to dig your stuff.

 

[EggoBreasts]

^oregondude is beating off to our posts as we speak, everyone stop typing