I met a girl last night, Claudia.
She's a waitress at that wing place I went to last night.
I really like her man, I have to ask her out or tell her she's pretty or something.
Jesus, she's so cute, she has the greatest smile.
People Iced: Thirty One
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty One
Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Sixteen
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: The Nail Ripper
People Iced: Six
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Twenty Nine
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Six
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny
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