Aliens found in India, How they stole Ohio, Iran in July, and Israel joins NATO.

[TheSumOfGod]

I didn't feel like starting four separate threads for these headlines, so here goes:

CNN: Aliens might have been discovered in India.

"How they stole Ohio".

Former CIA analyst says Iran strike set for June or July.

Israel will join NATO exercise for the first time.

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Derkka derkka."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

congrats on thread title of the week.
It's even cooler than "How long can jeans go without being washed?"

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

 

[TheSumOfGod]

People who post in these threads just to waste everyone's time with stupid pictures of aliens or whatever are f***ing morons, simple as that.

 

[Erzengel]

Wow even extraterrestials are outsourcing to India.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Wow even extraterrestials are outsourcing to India.

lol

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

People who post in these threads just to waste everyone's time with stupid pictures of aliens or whatever are f***ing morons, simple as that.

Don't hate.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Don't hate.

Then don't start.

 

[DOG LIPS]

People who post in these threads just to waste everyone's time with stupid pictures of aliens or whatever are f***ing morons, simple as that.

Don't roll your greasy eyes at me, alien.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Then don't start.

It's already up.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Don't roll your greasy eyes at me, alien.

Just read the damn thing. It's from CNN, for Christ's sake.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just read the damn thing. It's from CNN, for Christ's sake.

Yeah, yeah, alien particles. This isn't up to par with your usual Chupacabras.

 

[cass]

Wasn't the draft supposed to be in May?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Yeah, yeah, alien particles. This isn't up to par with your usual Chupacabras.

I've never posted anything about the goat suckers.

 

[kane9321]

whoa

 

[Kaleb]

Wow even extraterrestials are outsourcing to India.

oh god that was funny

 

[Immortalfire]

Wow even extraterrestials are outsourcing to India.

Post of the Day

 

[rodhulk]

Stars are actually cameras aliens use to watch us. That's why they're strategically positioned around the world. Well, that's what I've read and the govt's are trying to hide this.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Stars are actually cameras aliens use to watch us. That's why they're strategically positioned around the world. Well, that's what I've read and the govt's are trying to hide this.

We should make a thread for trolls to post in, that way they'd leave all of the other threads alone.

 

[rodhulk]

We should make a thread for trolls to post in, that way they'd leave all of the other threads alone.

Ah, a conspirascy not even fit for TSOG!

 

[Immortalfire]

We should make a thread for trolls to post in, that way they'd leave all of the other threads alone.

Said threads already exist, in the Spidey forums.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Said threads already exist, in the Spidey forums.

Do they work? I didn't know trolls could be litter trained.

 

[bored]

This thread is one big, happy party.

 

[Calvin]

The CNN article about the cells is actually really damn interesting. I hope it turns out they're right.
"Louis's theory holds special appeal for Wickramasinghe. A quarter of a century ago, he co-authored the modern theory of panspermia, which posits that bacteria-riddled space rocks seeded life on Earth.

"If it's true that life was introduced by comets four billion years ago," the astronomer says, "one would expect that microorganisms are still injected into our environment from time to time. This could be one of those events."


Not only would that mean there are probably evolved forms of life out there somewhere, but it would so piss off the religious groups