Anaconda sequels...starring David Hasselhoff

[Sam Fisher]

Wacky news from the weekend: Sony put in an order for two more sequels in the "Anaconda" series. The third chapter is being called Anaconda 3: The Offspring, the fourth it tentatively without a moniker. But what's funny is Sony is super-sizing their order with a side of David Hasselhoff.

The actor will play a mercenary sent into the jungle to capture a giant snake (reserve your jokes for the message boards) in an attempt to find a cure for some billionaire's illness. Crystal Allen (Maid in Manhattan), John Rhys Davies (The Ferrymanhttp://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/films.php?id=1201) and Zoltan Butuc will join the Hoff in his pursuit.

Directing the sequels is Don FauntLeRoy, cinematographer on the "Jeepers Creepers" films. Needless to say, unless Sony's previous serpentine successes, these "Anaconda" flicks will head directly to the Sci-Fi Channel before populating the DVD market.

http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=1538

And the crappy Sci Fi Channel movies continue,,,

 

[Mr Jide]

I wont be watching this. Period.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Awesomet:

 

[Dark Donnie]

lol at The Ferryman being John Rhys Davies movie credit

 

[Ratcrawler]

I thought the first was decent but the second was unforgivable for the simple fact that they staged a movie about wild Anacondas in freakin' Malaysia.

That's like making a film about kangaroos in Poland.


SciFi Channel, you should be ashamed of yourselves for being synonomous with this horror-shlock.

 

[Rac]

The Hoff with the 'Condas? Awesome.

 

[Morg]

so will Hoff be eating the snake this time?

 

[Kevin Roegele]

John Rhys Davies-?!

This man has been in Lord of the Rings, James Bond and Indiana Jones. Is there really nothing better for him to do instead (such as nothing)?

 

[Wolfwood]

Normally I'd spit on a movie like this, but if it really has the Hoff in it, then I'll be forced to watch out of curiosity.

John Rhys Davies-?!

This man has been in Lord of the Rings, James Bond and Indiana Jones. Is there really nothing better for him to do instead (such as nothing)?

He's been in so many crappy movies though, I think he's just one of those actors that likes to keep working no matter what movie they're in. Kind of like Christopher Walken.

 

[Warhammer]

[Doctor Doom]This is gonna be fun![/Doctor Doom]

 

[Bruce_Wayne29]

Hey if it's got The Hoff, count me in !

 

[GhostPoet]

Awesomet:

No! Don't watch! You must resist!!

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Normally I'd spit on a movie like this, but if it really has the Hoff in it, then I'll be forced to watch out of curiosity.



He's been in so many crappy movies though, I think he's just one of those actors that likes to keep working no matter what movie they're in. Kind of like Christopher Walken.

Yeah, but Anaconda 3 with David Hasslehoff-?!

That's like a joke.

 

[bored]

Just wait until artwork for the DVD comes out. That's gonna be a gold-mine.

 

[Warhammer]

I hope the Hoff has some funny one-liners.

 

[hammerhedd11]

Crappy...Hasselhoff...





Those don't go together...

 

[xwolverine2]

wow.... dead franchise lol

 

[deathshead2]

Sci fi will pick up more anaconda movies. But won't make another damn guyver movie. Come on sci fi. Do the guyver. Now dammit.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I can see it now. Hasselhoff will see a monkey drowning and as he goes to jump in and save it, the anaconda will come out of the water and eat him.

 

[bullets]

if i had just made a movie with the hoff as the main star id have to go out and enjoy the few days left i had in hollywood

 

[WorthyStevens]

[YT]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8[/YT]

 

[Dr. Evil]

it should have been:

Anaconda 3: Don't Hassel the Hoff