Authorities outlaw "skimpy outfits" on women this year’s Wimbledon tournament

[Morg]

By CAROLINE IGGULDEN

KILLJOY tennis chiefs have outlawed skimpy outfits at this year’s Wimbledon, which starts today.

They want spectators to keep their eye on the ball, not on the athletic figures of the gorgeous female players.

So they have issued a strict new dress code banning gear deemed too sexy or low-cut.

That means a bevy of babes must cover up. What a glaring fault — especially when you check the form of stars like former champ Maria Sharapova.

Another Russian, world No 8 Elena Dementieva, shouldn’t be playing under cover, nor should fashion-conscious compatriot Maria Kirilenko, who will be wearing Stella McCartney gear.

Then there’s Daniela Hantuchova. Once nicknamed the Slovakian Skeleton, she’s looking ace now.

Booo! Now I have no reason to watch it

 

[Matt]

Noooo! Everyone Post Women In Skimpy Outfits So I Can Get Through My Wife's Watching Of Wimbledon!

 

[blind_fury]

What a bunch of queers.

 

[Hades]

The only reason I've ever watched tennis is because of the women. Yep. I'm a pervert.

 

[Hunter Rider]

What a travesty,Fascists!!!

 

[LEX]

This is murder. I shan't accept it!

 

[kane9321]

ahh shyt..then whats the point of watching

 

[Avalanche]

Well, call me traditional, but I watch Wimbledon for the tennis, not the chance for a cheeky glimpse at a girl.

 

[LEX]

Well, call me traditional, but I watch Wimbledon for the tennis, not the chance for a cheeky glimpse at a girl.

Spoken like a true tennis fan.

Yes, I watch Wimbledon for tennis, too. The girls in skimpy outfits are just a bonus, really.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Well having acted as an interpreter once during a WTA event in Paris, most of the players were not that attractive in real life. The exception was the eastern women even though even them are beautiful relative to their fields but only attractive relative to other beauties you see in the medium of film.

 

[Erzengel]

Well without Anna, who else is there Maria?

 

[Immortalfire]

Well, this sucks. As long as they leave the LPGA alone, it's alright.

 

[rdh007]

Fascism spreads...

 

[THWIP*]

Well, call me traditional, but I watch Wimbledon for the tennis, not the chance for a cheeky glimpse at a girl.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY.

 

[Erzengel]

Well, this sucks. As long as they leave the LPGA alone, it's alright.

We have nothing then.

 

[kane9321]

this thread needs hot tennis chicks pics.

 

[Leto Atrides]

What kind of publication would an article like that be for? I'm assuming a tabloid.

 

[Truthteller]

Yeah RLY. Some of those quotes are a bit strange:

KILLJOY tennis chiefs...

...That means a bevy of babes must cover up...

... nicknamed the Slovakian Skeleton, she’s looking ace now.

 

[enterthemadness]

Dang. What's the point of watching women tennis now?

 

[Darthphere]

Someone show that line graph of the ratings decline.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I demand satisfaction!!!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, so now I have no reason to watch Wimbledon.

 

[Obi-Ron]

When skimpy outfits are outlawed, only outlaws will wear skimpy outfits.


And seriously, who wants to see that?

 

[BATFREDDIE]

DAMN YOU WIMBLEDON! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!!