Baby Gets Superpowers from an airport x-ray machine

Dew k. Mosi

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Well, maybe

In the several seconds the baby spent in the machine, the doctor added, he was exposed to as much radiation as he would naturally get from cosmic rays — or high energy from outer space — in a day.

Lame Ass Origin story though. He'd have to jazz it up by saying the grandmother was brainwashed by Hydra

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I bet it was nothing like that scene in Total Recall...that would have been sick!
 
"Heroes Among Us." :o
 
Doesn't everyone?
 
WTF was this person thinking throwing her grandchild in that X-Ray machine?

This woman should be put in a padded cell for a few months, then put threw the X-Ray machine herself.
 
After the baby got superpowers and destroyed nearly all the Hydra agents, an assassin then killed the grandmother, and now the baby fights whenever he's not pooping in his super diaper.
 
20 bucks says the government causes an "accident" that will leave the baby orphaned, and then they will take him underground and train him to be a superhuman CIA agent
 
Fanticon said:
I bet it was nothing like that scene in Total Recall...that would have been sick!
OMG!!
that's exactly where my first thought went TOO!!!:woot:
 
Fanticon said:
I bet it was nothing like that scene in Total Recall...that would have been sick!


which scene?
 

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