Banana at large after fight with gorilla: Strongsville Police Blotter

[Morg]

http://www.cleveland.com/strongsville/index.ssf/2011/07/banana_at_large_after_fight_wi.html

STRONGSVILLE

A bizarre assault call confirmed two things: Bananas do not like gorillas or the Verizon Wireless network. Just before 3 p.m. June 29, officers arrived at The Wireless Center at 14150 Pearl Road because the business’s advertising mascot, a gorilla, was attacked by a banana. Store management told police that an individual dressed as a banana tackled the businesses mascot. The banana-wearing perpetrator then fled on foot southbound on Pearl Road with four males. According to the store manager, the gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.

Another drive-by fruiting or maybe it was peanut butter and jelly time

 

[Pink Ranger]

In other words, the banana peeled off and gave the cops the slip.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

In other words, the banana peeled off and gave the cops the slip.

lol

 

[Duke]

Another unhappy fruit. LOL

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This whole thing sounds fruity.

 

[Mike_D202]

In other words, the banana peeled off and gave the cops the slip.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Thanks folks, we'll be here again at 9, remember to try the lobster buffet.

 

[Shemtov]

The gorilla needs to see this video.
[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w[/YT]

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

"Banana... fight with gorilla."

Now that's a title. I was expecting a real floating banana for a second.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I'm going to ask the banana,if I can get some slippers to wear.

 

[Mike_D202]

Unfortunately for the Gorilla, it's banana mating season.