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Bear with me, what about a shark shared universe

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So Blake lively, Preacher from Deep Blue sea, chief brody’s Wife from Jaws and Jason Statham have to fight great whites, super intelligent makos and a megalodon. The twist is the sharks eat people!

Would you watch? Or would you prefer like, an orca team up movie or something
 
I like it. All the sharks could be teaming up to steal an ancient stone tablet from the tomb of Tutankhamen, which will bring the original shark from Jaws back to life - and then he can lead them on a conquest of the earth, and then the entire galaxy.
 
Shark Girl to serve as the Wonder Woman of the group.
 
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What's stopping the Megalodon from simply eating the smaller sharks.
 
The movie should be called Jump The Shark
 
So Blake lively, Preacher from Deep Blue sea, chief brody’s Wife from Jaws and Jason Statham have to fight great whites, super intelligent makos and a megalodon. The twist is the sharks eat people!

Would you watch? Or would you prefer like, an orca team up movie or something

No Tara Reid?? :eek:
 
We also need Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra from Two-Headed Shark Attack, Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Elisabeth Rohm from Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark, and Eric Roberts from Sharktopus.


It can be called The Sharxpendables.
 
I'm still waiting for Boa vs Python vs Anaconda: Winner Snakes All :o
 
We also need Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra from Two-Headed Shark Attack, Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Elisabeth Rohm from Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark, and Eric Roberts from Sharktopus.


It can be called The Sharxpendables.

Thing is, they would make something that crap if they thought of it.
 
So Blake lively, Preacher from Deep Blue sea, chief brody’s Wife from Jaws and Jason Statham have to fight great whites, super intelligent makos and a megalodon. The twist is the sharks eat people!

Would you watch? Or would you prefer like, an orca team up movie or something


Only if Willy from Free Willy shows up at the end and saves the day.
 
I like it. All the sharks could be teaming up to steal an ancient stone tablet from the tomb of Tutankhamen, which will bring the original shark from Jaws back to life - and then he can lead them on a conquest of the earth, and then the entire galaxy.

Perfect crossover potential for Sharknado!

What's stopping the Megalodon from simply eating the smaller sharks.

They are frands :)

The movie should be called Jump The Shark

This post wins the thread

No Tara Reid?? :eek:

Oh my gosh wait yes and Tara Reid too! She’s like the cate Blanchett of the group

Only if Willy from Free Willy shows up at the end and saves the day.

Oh no I have terrible news about him :csad:
 

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