Beyonce + Shakira

[vibeke_T]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6Zqr_smiI


weird

 

[Memphis Slim]

Not weird at all,.......... :heart: :heart:

 

[vibeke_T]

this is unfair for us normal wimmins...

 

[Kyalesyin]

Who would honestly want to be anything like either of them? Utterly, puke-inducingly vile

 

[vibeke_T]

well...no...but maybe their size?

 

[Kyalesyin]

Why? Whats so bad about your own size that you have to change it?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

What do you get when you get two unsexy women in the same room?

beyonce and shakira...





I've found that grace and elegance has escaped the essence of being sexy. Artists of this era simply don't know how to be sexy these days...

vanessa paradis crushes these two women in her fists

it all comes down to trying to hard and really being something they aren't, I don't know why beyonce always attempts to put on this sexy persona which is like a million times more different to what she seems to be in interviews.

plus she can't dance.

did someone mention vanessa paradis?

 

[vibeke_T]

are you french?!

 

[vibeke_T]

oh and i'm FAT! thats whats wrong with my size

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

are you talking to me vibeke?

 

[vibeke_T]

"Are you French?" = goes to you, yes

"I'm fat." = goes to kya

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I'm nigerian

mais, je parle francais

 

[Neptune]

What do you get when you get two unsexy women in the same room?

beyonce and shakira...





I've found that grace and elegance has escaped the essence of being sexy. Artists of this era simply don't know how to be sexy these days...

vanessa paradis crushes these two women in her fists

it all comes down to trying to hard and really being something they aren't, I don't know why beyonce always attempts to put on this sexy persona which is like a million times more different to what she seems to be in interviews.

plus she can't dance.

did someone mention vanessa paradis?

Agreed! Beyonce tries way too hard. Í don't even find her all that hot. People look at me like i'm an alien when i say that.

 

[SoulManX]

oh and i'm FAT! thats whats wrong with my size

Fat where

I must this see "fat" u speak of

 

[Antonello Blueberry]

oh and i'm FAT! thats whats wrong with my size

Fat? Height and weight? I know it's not polite to ask a lady such a thing, but lately some girls consider themselves fat when they're just healthy.
And a friend of mine who worked as a costumer for the Pepsi ad with Britney, Beyoncè and Pink, told me that Miss Knowles has cellulitis.

 

[vibeke_T]

I'm nigerian

mais, je parle francais

learn it in school?

 

[vibeke_T]

Fat? Height and weight? I know it's not polite to ask a lady such a thing, but lately some girls consider themselves fat when they're just healthy.
And a friend of mine who worked as a costumer for the Pepsi ad with Britney, Beyoncè and Pink, told me that Miss Knowles has cellulitis.

healthy is a term used for cattle and other assorted livestock

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Agreed! Beyonce tries way too hard. Í don't even find her all that hot. People look at me like i'm an alien when i say that.

It's a simple case of society and possibly her father grooming her into something she really isnt

she's gone from humble r 'n b group vocalist, to pop star diva with a large proportion of pretty bad songs of recent, even her best solo attempts were songs of the times and won't stand any form of judgement in years to come.

unfortunately her best work (writings on the wall) won't really be recognised by the media because the charlie's angels independant woman idea just happened to tie in well enough so the music itself was never the issue.

I mean just compare beyonce to kelly rowland who i have never really seen much change in her between her musical approach and her personal life through out the years, now there is a truelly sexier superior woman who isn't afraid to be herself.

and shakira is a one trick pony, who's time is going to run up on her pretty soon.

putting them together was nothing more than a publicity stunt, I bet they don't even have respect for one another as artists. I wouldn't mind something like this occuring as a performance on a award show (like britney and christina) but on a music video just makes it that much worse.

besides, they can't dance.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

learn it in school?

yeah, why the sudden interest in my linguistic skills?

 

[SoulManX]

It's a simple case of society and possibly her father grooming her into something she really isnt

she's gone from humble r 'n b group vocalist, to pop star diva with a large proportion of pretty bad songs of recent, even her best solo attempts were songs of the times and won't stand any form of judgement in years to come.

unfortunately her best work (writings on the wall) won't really be recognised by the media because the charlie's angels independant woman idea just happened to tie in well enough so the music itself was never the issue.

I mean just compare beyonce to kelly rowland who i have never really seen much change in her between her musical approach and her personal life through out the years, now there is a truelly sexier superior woman who isn't afraid to be herself.

and shakira is a one trick pony, who's time is going to run up on her pretty soon.

putting them together was nothing more than a publicity stunt, I bet they don't even have respect for one another as artists. I wouldn't mind something like this occuring as a performance on a award show (like britney and christina) but on a music video just makes it that much worse.

besides, they can't dance.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Are you people truly telling me, if by some chance you were in a dance club, and one of these ladies(let's just say they weren't famous) came up to you to dance, you would turn them away? Granted Shakira sounds like Kermit the Frog and I could care less for Beyonce's music, but looks wise?

 

[Neptune]

Yes.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

you know in all honesty, i'd probably turn beyonce down, she has a thin and hairy top lip. can't be dealing with any of that...

besides, she can't dance.

and i like kermit


but in all fairness this thread isn't about turning people down or not, it's about a publicity stunt in order to sell records to what is truelly a hideous piece of music.

 

[SoulManX]

Are you people truly telling me, if by some chance you were in a dance club, and one of these ladies(let's just say they weren't famous) came up to you to dance, you would turn them away? Granted Shakira sounds like Kermit the Frog and I could care less for Beyonce's music, but looks wise?

Eh I see ladies like that at Duke and UNC all the time...and they all have ****ty 'tudes.

 

[Mr Jide]

Who would honestly want to be anything like either of them? Utterly, puke-inducingly vile