Biggest tip ever.

[enterthemadness]

I have no bed.

So, you use her bed to shag on? That's...nice. Not to sound rude...but she has the job...a bed...she wears the pants in this relationship?

 

[enterthemadness]

I have no face.

Well, at least that takes care of shaving!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

hahahahah I was joking.


Sex....was is this thing you call sex?

Perhaps goldenagehero knows.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well, at least that takes care of shaving!

I just have a VERY hairy head.

 

[enterthemadness]

hahahahah I was joking.


Sex....was is this thing you call sex?

Perhaps goldenagehero knows.

Ask your girlfriend, maybe if you're lucky...she'll so you.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Is it like making cakes?

 

[enterthemadness]

I just have a VERY hairy head.

I found Lee!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I found Lee!

Cousin It's emo brother.

 

[enterthemadness]

Is it like making cakes?

Go to your local video store...and enter the adult section. Problem=solved.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Go to your local video store...and enter the adult section. Problem=solved.

Ah.......But....I don't own a video cassette player.

 

[enterthemadness]

Ah.......But....I don't own a video cassette player.

They um...have DVD's there.

 

[JokerNick]

I had sex with my waitress at an applebees before... that was her biggest "tip" ever

 

[ampersand]

A friend of mine's father helped change a tire on Donald Trump's limo once, came home and his mortgage was paid off. I'd say that was a damn good tip.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

They um...have DVD's there.

They do?


SCHWEET!

 

[enterthemadness]

I had sex with my waitress at an applebees before... that was her biggest "tip" ever

I remember this one waitress at Hooters. I would have asked her out, but I was with family . and she may had a ring too.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I remember this one waitress at Hooters. I would have asked her out, but I was with family . and she may had a ring too.

Make a thread about hw much you loved her and wanted to marry her!

 

[War Lord]

The biggest tip I heard about was a winning lottery ticket for $2 million.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I thought this thread was gonna be about a tip for a police investigation or something

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Normally you don't get a tip that big with out doing something extra for the person.

 

[The Llama]

One of my mom's friends used to work at good restaraunt, she saved up all her tips and one day she put them together and bought a car.