Bilinguists. I really need your help-what does this say?

[Spider-Bite]

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can anybody tell me what the heck this says? It's actually kind of important.

 

[ampersand]

why not just use an online translator? They may not be exact, but you can get the idea.

 

[Fledermaus]

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[Erzengel]

Spider-Bite is looking up sick German Porn.

Didn't know you were into mooky stinks.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Spider-Bite is looking up sick German Porn.

Didn't know you were into mooky stinks.

Actually I'm trying to get Michael Jackson remixes and unreleased tracks, from a message board that is in some language I never heard before. I guess it takes about 4 weeks and 50 posts before you can hit the downloads section.

It's the only place I can get them right now. luckily I just realized that a ton of people there know english.

Hey what does mooky stinks mean anyways? I'm part German!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why does our sexuality have to get into this? Bi, straight, or gay we all have a right to speak another language if we want to.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Micheal Jackson and germans go arm in arm together.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Micheal Jackson and germans go arm in arm together.

Only if they are very young male germans

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Only if they are very young male germans

German Juniors?

 

[Darthphere]

Swing kids.

 

[Erzengel]

Actually I'm trying to get Michael Jackson remixes and unreleased tracks, from a message board that is in some language I never heard before. I guess it takes about 4 weeks and 50 posts before you can hit the downloads section.

It's the only place I can get them right now. luckily I just realized that a ton of people there know english.

Hey what does mooky stinks mean anyways? I'm part German!

Sorry I'm not up on the german sex lingo. What is Michael Jackson remixes code for?

If you are part german you should be pretty familiar with mooky stinks, you sick lil monkey.