Blanket = Invisibility Cloak

[Poetic Chaos]

So I'm at this party a weekend or two ago and this couple just starts going at it on the couch, makin' out. They were not alone in any capacity. There was an audience. Anyway, the guy grabs a blanket and hucks it over their legs which was then followed by the sounds of belts unbuckling.

what the ****?

Do people not believe in time and place anymore? And do they really think a blanket makes it any less inappropriate or somehow mutes the sounds they're making beneath it? And this has happened at more than one party I've been to. Apparently blankets and jackets are the ultimate form of stealth for the horny 20-something.

 

[Johann Krauss]

Lmao

 

[louiebling$]

Wow that's hilarious

 

[Crook]

And do they really think a blanket makes it any less inappropriate or somehow mutes the sounds they're making beneath it?

More than likely it's a means of "covering up" so no one sees anything (the couple) doesn't want to see.

 

[Majic Walrus]

That's freaking hilarious. Did anyone say anything to them? Like:

"Hey you two, we know you're doing it."

 

[[A]]

No youtube links?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

More than likely it's a means of "covering up" so no one sees anything (the couple) doesn't want to see.

Yeah, getting busy in front of an audience adds a certain amount of kinky to it.

 

[Troy_Parker]

So I'm at this party a weekend or two ago and this couple just starts going at it on the couch, makin' out. They were not alone in any capacity. There was an audience. Anyway, the guy grabs a blanket and hucks it over their legs which was then followed by the sounds of belts unbuckling.

what the ****?

Do people not believe in time and place anymore? And do they really think a blanket makes it any less inappropriate or somehow mutes the sounds they're making beneath it? And this has happened at more than one party I've been to. Apparently blankets and jackets are the ultimate form of stealth for the horny 20-something.

Oh You're just jealous coz you didn't get any t:





, Just kidding..

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Way too public. I mean, some people are into the whole exhibition thing but what you just described sounds really tacky.

 

[michephantom]

Like, what if the blanket fell off?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

This was at the tail-end of the party too so it's not it was so busy that no one would notice. There were only 5 other people in the room just watching something on TV. Audacity.

 

[Obi-Ron]

I've totally been going to the wrong parties.

 

[Immortalfire]

Someone should have yanked the blanket off.

 

[The Guard]

Exactly. The real question is why no one went "Oh, good, a blanket, I was getting cold" and yanked it off.

 

[Morg]

I've totally been going to the wrong parties.

or go to Vegas, seen that stuff happen in public more then a few times

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

when I was about 9 we went to the beach, and it was summer so there were many families with kids. Suddenly, a business man and a woman who was obviously a hooker even to a little kid came and about 50 feet from us spread out one blanket and climbed under another and totally had sex. All the parents were yelling and all the kids threw mud at them. When they were done, they climbed out, and shook the sand from their blanket and both headed in opposite directions down the beach. And, this wasn't a ghetto beach either.

 

[SuBe]

when I was about 9 we went to the beach, and it was summer so there were many families with kids. Suddenly, a business man and a woman who was obviously a hooker even to a little kid came and about 50 feet from us spread out one blanket and climbed under another and totally had sex. All the parents were yelling and all the kids threw mud at them. When they were done, they climbed out, and shook the sand from their blanket and both headed in opposite directions down the beach. And, this wasn't a ghetto beach either.

How do you know he was a Business man? He could have been a Politican.

 

[Motown Marvel]

it's silly to pretend people wouldnt know whats happening under the blanket. thats why i never use a blanket in these situations.

 

[Carcharodon]

Apparently on a crowded school bus head to an out of town game, a guy I knew and his girlfriend used a blanket to cover up the BJ she was giving him. Everybody knew, it seemed.

 

[Spider-X]

when I was about 9 we went to the beach, and it was summer so there were many families with kids. Suddenly, a business man and a woman who was obviously a hooker even to a little kid came and about 50 feet from us spread out one blanket and climbed under another and totally had sex. All the parents were yelling and all the kids threw mud at them. When they were done, they climbed out, and shook the sand from their blanket and both headed in opposite directions down the beach. And, this wasn't a ghetto beach either.

...I'm going to the wrong beaches...

 

[Bnightwing]

Do the fampus point and laugh, heck I would.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Someone should have yanked the blanket off.

the scary fact is thats what i thought to, dude we're sick

 

[Sawyer]

when I was about 9 we went to the beach, and it was summer so there were many families with kids. Suddenly, a business man and a woman who was obviously a hooker even to a little kid came and about 50 feet from us spread out one blanket and climbed under another and totally had sex. All the parents were yelling and all the kids threw mud at them. When they were done, they climbed out, and shook the sand from their blanket and both headed in opposite directions down the beach. And, this wasn't a ghetto beach either.

Was the hooker hot? Because if she wasnt, then its just gross...

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Dew's a girl...

 

[Sawyer]

Dew's a girl...

Well, I think women could tell the difference between an attractive hooker or a butt-ugly one... right?