Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhs

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Jagshemash!

My name am Borat, I make thead four you to *** see new news on my movie. Please see my new video I make with Fox is nice!!!

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/borat.html

I for like you to see film Nuvembor 3. Bring friends family; , inferior but no Jew. I make also MYSPACES!!!! http://www.myspace.com/borat

Here are picturs in Cannes wit girls 18+ I sware. I make romance inside of hers without force, she make touch her vazhïn. Wa-wa-wee-wa!!!!!!! Sexy time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hERE INFO ON MY FILM

Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man and a leading journalist from the State run TV network, travels from his home in Kazakhstan to the U.S. to make a documentary. On his cross-country road-trip, Borat meets real people in real situations with hysterical consequences.

Also Known As: Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release

Genres: Comedy and Adaptation

Release Date: November 3rd, 2006 (wide)

MPAA Rating: R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content including graphic nudity, and language.

Distributors: 20th Century Fox Distribution

Studios: 20th Century Fox

Produced in: United States

I like you do you like me??

I love sex.

Dzienkuje.
 
The man is a hero.
 
this guy has balls to stand infront of a bunch of hicks at a rodeo and dismantle the national anthem. Awesome.
 
You can clearly see he has balls by looking at those pics alone....
 
I hated his Ali-G character but loved Borat. This film should rock :up:
 
lol... the new trailer is great
 
"Palease, *** sea my film. If is not success, I will be execute :O"

That's so painfully funny
 
"In my country, they would go crazy, for these two - not so much...."
 
"...we support your war of Terror" *people cheer*

lol, i love that bit when he makes Kissing noises and goes "very nice, how much?"
 
Sacha Baron Cohen is an idiot i think, eveything he has done has been crap (Ali G the most)
 
C.F. Kane said:
That's so painfully funny

See, I had to stop the trailer during the part when he was singing the anthem... It was so painfully funny.

The whole film is going to be hard to watch, but thats a good thing :up:
 
:D Great trailer, I can't wait for this movie. The reviews so far have been incredible.
 
HAHAHA... The dude in the street is running away from him :D
 
Mentok said:
HAHAHA... The dude in the street is running away from him :D
That part was hilarious. So was he a random guy on the street or an actor? I think the movie is using both.
 
the ending is the single greatest thing, ever.

that dude got owned so hard.

borat, ali g are awesome and hilarious.

cohen is a comedic genius.
 
this movie is going to be great
Ali G might make a cameo ;)
 
EW has interview with me about my film. It is very very serious exxxiting talking of many personal life.. You like.

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My Name-a Borat
Kazakhstan's top TV reporter tells Josh Rottenberg about his upcoming movie, which is already ''blockbusterings!'' in his homeland



KAZAKH STANDOUT Borat, now the ''No. 4 most famous person'' in his homeland


Insanely offensive yet strangely lovable, faux Kazakhstani TV personality Borat, famed from Sacha Baron Cohen's hit HBO comedy series Da Ali G Show, hits the big screen with this documentary chronicle of his quest to better understand America. Here, Borat himself gives us scattered pieces of his mind. People of U.S. and A., you've been warned.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What are some of your personal favorite movies?
BORAT: My favourites movies is Robot Cop. Womanman Doubtfire, Little Lord Fontelroy, Transsibierskiy Ekspress 2, Gerald McGuire and sex comedy The Accused.

Who are your favorite male and female movie stars and why?
I very much like Kazakh film hero Viktor Hotelier (you probably know him from blockbusters movie Almaty Summer). I also very much like the new James Bond, Roger Moore. I like female cartoon Kazakh superbhero by name ''Astounding Woman.'' She have amazing strength that she use to pull a full-sized plough for up to 42 hours without food or water.

As a TV journalist, which American TV journalists do you admire most and why?
I like very much Barbara Walters. She is unlike any Kazakh woman I have seen, she have no hair on her face or chest, and her teeth grow only on inside of her mouth.

What is the biggest difference between working with a major Hollywood movie studio like Fox and working in the film and TV industry in Kazakhstan?
Kazakh films is more realistics. In Hollywood movie The Gladiator, it obvious the tigers was not actual eat those criminal, whereas in Kazakh movie Angry Snakes on a Gypsy Boat, over 85,000 extras was actually attacked and finished by the pythons. I think Hollywoods can learn from this and be prepare to spend extra money for make movies look real.

Also rating system of two countries is a slight different. In my country you must be at least 18-year-old for watch scenes containing uncaged women, and for view explicit sexytime you must be at least 3.

What do you think the people back home in Kazakhstan will think of the movie?
This movie have already been release in Kazakhstan and was blockbusterings! It open simultaneous on all seven of our country's screens and take top spot from Hollywood movie King Kong — which had been number one film in Kazakhstan ever since it was release in 1933.

What would Americans be most surprised to learn about life in Kazakhstan?
That it actual very modern country that have many things similar to U.S. and A. For examples, we have event exact the same as your Super Bowls — only slight difference is, instead of 80,000 sportfans who gather in arena, it is 100,000 shepherds who come down from the Tinshein Hills and gather in field and when they get there instead of look on footballs game, they drink fermented horse urine and then dig a big hole and fill it with dogs and Uzbekis and then throw potatoes on them for two days. Then they eat a soup made from spicy vegetables and then return to the hills.

We also have daytime game shows very like your Jeopardys — our most popular one have name ''Gypsy Bingo'' where we put numbers on back of 20 gypsies. Contestant have to bet on which number will manage to reach other side of minefield.

I would like invite people who read this to come visit Kazakhstan. It now democratic, free nation, with cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia (except of course for Turkmenistan's). Also it have world-class shopping at new supermall ''Almaty Shop City,'' which is actual built on three levels! They connected by Central Asia's first electric staircase (which did NOT swallow and grind those two schoolchildrens).

How do you think being a movie star will change your life? Are your friends and family afraid you'll ''go Hollywood''?
I do not think this a problem as I already number four most famous person in Kazakhstan behind our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev, pop star Billy Sexcrime, ex-Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan (she now work in Kazakh State Circus, where she famous for putting one foot in mouth while other is in her [CENSORED BY KAZAKHSTAN BUREAU OF COMMUNICATION AND FOREIGN AFFAIRS]) — and acting chimpanzee ''Jonny the Monkey'' (he dress like Humphrey Bogarts and smoke cigarette, but very sadly he recent die making monkey Evel Knievel movie. He was intend to jump swimming pool on motorcycle, but he crash in water and drown because his hands had been glued too strong on handlebars. Goodbye, Jonny — we miss you).

If you could bring one thing from the U.S. back to Kazakhstan, what would it be and why?
I would like bring back all the best friends I make on my travels. I like you very much. Please call me in Kazakhstan and we will make chitchat on telephones. My number is Kazakhstan 142. Chenquieh.
 
if those early aicn reviews are real, this could turn out to be one effing funny movie.

i've loved borat since the first time my friend showed me the ali g show, so i'm totally there.
 
Sacha Baron Cohen remonds me of Peter Sellers...the way he can totally disappear into a character.
 
So whats the deal with this guy? i saw him at the mtv movie awards. what's his sctick suppose to be?
 

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