Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhs

[PWN3R]

Penis?

 

[Lurk]

I loved that Borat's manhood was blacked out down to his knees! I saw a still photo of that scene and it looks like he's wearing a sock, there's certainly nothing dangling.

 

[Matis17]

I loved that Borat's manhood was blacked out down to his knees! I saw a still photo of that scene and it looks like he's wearing a sock, there's certainly nothing dangling.

What's even funnier is that it wasn't even necessary with the other guy.

 

[Lurk]

^Haha, that's true, but I think I did catch a peek at more of Azamat than I wanted

"My mustache still smells like your testes."

 

[DeFett]

I have to wait until next week to see this ...but it sound very funny!! ...can't wait.

 

[TNC9852002]

OMG. That nude fight sequence was very disturbing. I've never seen anything like it before..

-TNC

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

There are some fratboy *****ebags from my state that are suing the makers of Borat because the movie revealed them to be the constantly drunk, racist, sexist biggest losererts bunch of morons in the galaxy. I know a dude personally that went to school with one of the scholars.

 

[Cmill216]

Finally got around to seeing it today.

And after all the hype surrounding this film...it didn't disappoint. Borat is friggin' hysterical.

10/10

 

[The Chairman]

Awesome movie. 9 / 10.

 

[DeFett]

Finally saw it Friday night ...loved it ...my face was sore from laughing so much!!

 

[aaron]

Any news on the Bruno movie?

 

[Morgoth]

I saw this last week, I saw Casino Royale and after that Borat was starting at that time, the trailers had started, it was perfect so, I snuck in.

I couldn't stop laughing. Also, I could not catch my breath after the whole 69ing. Really didn't wanna' see Azamatt naked, tried to look away but just couldn't. Too damn funny.

Some of the best lines ever, and the reactions ofcourse.

I didn't think I was going to like it this much. I always like humor that played on accents and foreigners. Like Andy Kaufman and so on.






"This is my Mother, she is oldest woman in village, she 43, I love her."

"Very nice, how much?"

"There is woman in that car, maybe we follow her, and make sexy time with her."

"Why do I use both hands on the steeringwheel? Then it look like I hold gypsy while he eat my crum."

 

[Erzengel]

Borat: [in Kazakhstani] Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village. Let us extract some of their tears so we can remove the curse.
[at a yard sale]
Borat: [to woman] Do not fear me, Gypsy. All I want from you is your tears. Please give them to me, or I will take them.
"Gypsy": I'm not a Gypsy. I'm a mid-western farmers daughter, Americana.
Borat: You have many treasures, who did you rob for this?
"Gypsy": Didn't rob 'em, they all came from inside the house.
Borat: I will look on your treasures, Gypsy, is this understood? I will look on them.
"Gypsy": Please do.
[rummages through box and finds a doll]
Borat: Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house, that you camp in front of?
"Gypsy": No. There are a couple more here though.
Borat: Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious.

 

[aaron]

Did anyone read the interview the guys over at JoBlo did with Sacha (as Borat) as he was doing his rounds for the release of the movie...

What are your future projects?

I, eh, not sure exactly when I will next make a movie film, because for the next 18 months my country’s camera is fully booked for make other television shows. This include programs such as Kazakhstan ’s next Top Prostitute and the comedy film about the person who waited very late in his life to make sexy time. It’s called The Four-Year-Old Virgin. Almost 5 and he never make achee. Little explosion.

 

[Karea07]

i haven't seen this yet

 

[Darren Daring]

60 minutes of eh, the best nude fight ever, and 2 ominutes of eh.

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

WHAAAAAT?!?!http://www.fantasymoguls.com/Video.aspx?bcpid=326858045&bclid=323642767&bctid=353579070

 

[Shifty]

It would be hilarious if they released this on VHS, Borat taping over porno tapes and selling them to America.

 

[Taiwarriorz21]

What's up Vanilla Face.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I finally saw this tonight. Hilarious movie.

Borat: [referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

Borat: Listen, p***ycat, smile a bit.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Borat: [in Kazakhstani] Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village. Let us extract some of their tears so we can remove the curse.
[at a yard sale]
Borat: [to woman] Do not fear me, Gypsy. All I want from you is your tears. Please give them to me, or I will take them.
"Gypsy": I'm not a Gypsy. I'm a mid-western farmers daughter, Americana.
Borat: You have many treasures, who did you rob for this?
"Gypsy": Didn't rob 'em, they all came from inside the house.
Borat: I will look on your treasures, Gypsy, is this understood? I will look on them.
"Gypsy": Please do.
[rummages through box and finds a doll]
Borat: Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house, that you camp in front of?
"Gypsy": No. There are a couple more here though.
Borat: Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious.

That scene was great. And the Bed & Breakfast scene was funny as hell too.

 

[Cmill216]

I'm surprised this thread isn't bigger. This is easily the best comedy of the decade.

 

[CrAzYMoFo]

For some reason my friends, my brother, and I didn't find this movie that funny, B- material. We all watch the Ali G Show and I've noticed that people who watch the show generally don't like the movie as much as people who have never seen the show.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I'm watching the deleted scenes on the DVD right now, and they're hilarious. Borat does his own version of Baywatch, and another former star of that show makes an appearance during that scene.

 

[doomreaper X]

This has to be the funniest, most hilariouslu disturbing film I've seen in a while.