Brace yourselves: Global Bacon Shortage Imminent!

[CapedCrusader14]

I'm allergic to Bacon.

*prepares body for slaughter*

 

[Lily Adler]

*maniacal laughter*

My plan is working! *twirls mustache*

Spoiler

 

[terry78]

When I heard about the bacon sundae at Burger King I said to myself, "this must be some kind of parody promo or something." But lo and behold the ****ing thing is real. This is why we're lagging behind the rest of the world. ****ing bacon sundaes.

 

[Spider-X]

This response is so correct it hurts

 

[Boom]

When I heard about the bacon sundae at Burger King I said to myself, "this must be some kind of parody promo or something." But lo and behold the ****ing thing is real. This is why we're lagging behind the rest of the world. ****ing bacon sundaes.

Wow.

 

[Sawyer]

*reads thread title*

Well, fellas, it's been fun while it's lasted.

*prepares noose*

Someone be a dear and kick the chair out from under me.

 

[WolfCypher]

What ever will I do without my bacon milkshakes, bacon cheesecakes, bacon-wrapped bacon, backen (that's bacon-chicken), and bacon & vitamin water?

Masterbxxx? Been there...

 

[WolfCypher]

Dear god, I just realized! My Bacon Soda!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Good, I hate bacon. Sucks about pork though.
Oh and before you start your "OMG HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE BACON?!?!?1!1!!one" rants towards me I would just like to say its one of the most bland and unsatisfying meats ever. I'm the kind of guy who prefers a nice juicy steak, not shrivelled shavings off a pigs ass.

It's not meant to me a stand-alone meat. You put bacon on top of other meats like beef of chicken. It's almost become a condiment.

 

[knowsbleed]

It's not meant to me a stand-alone meat. You put bacon on top of other meats like beef of chicken. It's almost become a condiment.

Stands alone pretty well IMO.

 

[Piper Maru]

Frying up some bacon for breakfast this morning.

 

[SuperFerret]

I like how immediately after reading this article yesterday, a documentary came on National Geographic about the booming populations of wild boars in England and the US. You'd think someone would put two and two together.

 

[wampa1]

Porkpocalypse

Aporkalypse.

 

[Morg]

http://www.slate.com/articles/busin...veryone_worried_about_the_price_of_pork_.html

 

[Boom]

http://www.slate.com/articles/busin...veryone_worried_about_the_price_of_pork_.html

 

[The Guard]

Prepare for Soylent Bacon...