Brawl erupts in Walmart over Easter candy

[Morg]

http://www.salisburypost.com/News/040610-cops-Easter-basket-brawl-at-Walmart

Brawl erupts over Easter candy

Police aren't sure whether Walmart's prices were so good or if there was shortage of chocolate rabbits.

Whatever the reason, seven women ended up in a brawl in the Easter basket aisle Saturday evening.

Candy eggs, rabbits and Peeps flew through the air in an unlikely Easter exchange.

Property damage, primarily to candy and Easter decorations, totalled nearly $800.

Salisbury Police responded to the Walmart at 323 Arlington St. around 7 p.m. Saturday.

The five officers separated the women into two groups — with each claiming the other group started the fight.

Unable to figure out who initiated the brawl, officers decided to charge all of those involved in the incident with public affray.

Those charged, whose ages range from 17 to 24, are Carolyn Elizabeth Chawlk, Carmeisha Shannell Mitchell, Samise Tyshon Mitchell, Kim Rochelle Williams Mashore, Latikgwa Nikia Williams, Tameika Shareece Drye and Tiffany Elaine Chambers.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Chocolate is more addictive then heroin.

 

[Victarion]

There are signs to watch out for if your woman is having an affair with chocolate. Is she...

• Neglecting her duties?
• Drooling brown after a kiss?
• Watching Ghirardelli commercials while loving you?

If any of these apply to you and your woman, there are steps to keep your woman on track.

1. Throw away all her chocolate stash.
2. Show an empty wrapper to her whilst hitting her nose and telling her, firmly and confidently, "No! Bad woman!"
3. Make her sleep on the floor until she learns that her behavior is unacceptable.

More proof Chocolate=Evil.

 

[Marx]

This doesn't surprise me at all. I saw all kinds of things when I worked in retail.

 

[CConn]

It's a shame this didn't happen in Washington Township.

 

[Manic]

Latikgwa? My god.

 

[CConn]

They're so many jokes I can't make due to this forum not being located in the deep south.

 

[E-Man]

I was hoping that this wasn't a bunch of black people so that I don't have to explain myself to the people I work with. Their names just threw that out the window.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Don't worry you can bet at least one of them was white: Tiffany Elaine Chambers

 

[The Battousai]

When I read the title, all I could think of was Snake shooting Cadbury eggs out of a ground-mounted cannon at Jigglypuff while Peach and Zelda pull eachother's hair and slap eachother inside a large ring of pre-packaged baskets

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

We don't have a Walmart in Ireland...Anytime I hear about sales and all that stuff, people die by getting trampled over and now a brawl over chocolate? If people were fighting for the cure for cancer I'd get it.

 

[E-Man]

Don't worry you can bet at least one of them was white: Tiffany Elaine Chambers

I'm pretty sure she was just there to influence the fight. The white woman is always keeping the black sistas down. *cough* Tiger Woods *cough*

 

[NotAHenchwench]

This... is the best thread I've seen all year.

 

[Specter313]

Wow. The names.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Carolyn and Tiffany could've been white.

But my god....how...how the hell do you pronounce Latikgwa?

 

[SuperFerret]

I was hoping that this wasn't a bunch of black people so that I don't have to explain myself to the people I work with. Their names just threw that out the window.

Is there no black equivalent of white trash? Maybe you should adopt that system. It's done wonders for white people.

 

[Manic]

Latikgwa!!

 

[Mystirious]

Chocolate is more addictive then heroin.

It's more expensive as well, on occasion

 

[NotAHenchwench]

It's more expensive as well, on occasion

Girl, what kind of chocolate are you eating?!

...can I have some?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Girl, what kind of chocolate are you eating?!

...can I have some?

She must importthe damn beans and make it herself. Mystirious is Wilhelmina Wonka.

 

[katie_girl09]

Is there no black equivalent of white trash? Maybe you should adopt that system. It's done wonders for white people.

We do. I'd say Chris Rock defined it well enough.

 

[SuperFerret]

So what's to explain?

 

[Mee]

I read the title as "Bowl erupts in Wal-Mart over Easter candy."


So you can imagine my disappointment at the lack of restroom shenanigans here.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Is there no black equivalent of white trash? Maybe you should adopt that system. It's done wonders for white people.

Ever been to a Popeyes?

 

[Lighthouse]

This reminds me of Black Friday(which we call Blitz at Wal-Mart). The things I've seen people do to other people for the sake of a goddamn toy will destroy your faith in humanity.