Breaking News: Emo's Deadly

[Ghostvirus]

You crazy teenagers, & or conformity rituals.

 

[Master Chief]

lol, I can't believe that this is actually a real report.

 

[chaseter]

HAHA! The Emo Emu said "If I had arms I would cut myself...LMFAO>!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Haha.

Emos suck.
The dress style sucks.
The lifestyle sucks.
The music sucks.

The guys especially suck. They are b****es for putting on the eyeliner, curling the hair, and wearing girl pants.
Emos need to drop off the face of the planet, and I'm hunting every last one of those motherf***ers down.

Juggalos, you're next...

what's a juggalo?

 

[Ghostvirus]

what's a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac. He powerbombs muf**kers into thumb tacks!

 

[Ben Urich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri6ySOHoDfk

I love that sheriff's explanation for the emo haircut.

 

[Taiwarriorz21]

Freakin Emo's! Get a life and make something of it...They need to stop thinking about "Woah is Me" and start thinking about all the people suffering in the world and their familys and friends that love them...Gotta make a public statement i guess.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

A Hulkamaniac. He powerbombs muf**kers into thumb tacks!

What?

 

[Ghostvirus]

What?

That is a peice of lyric from Insane Clown Posses's "What Is A Juggalo."

I am a fan of ICP. I don't really consider myself a Juggalo. I think they are funny.

 

[PhotoJones]

That is a peice of lyric from Insane Clown Posses's "What Is A Juggalo."

I am a fan of ICP. I don't really consider myself a Juggalo. I think they are funny.

you might as well have said, "my brain is vomit, and my life is worth less than the penny i picked off the ground today."

 

[Ghostvirus]

you might as well have said, "my brain is vomit, and my life is worth less than the penny i picked off the ground today."

Wow. Okay, whatever. I really don't know what to say to something that stupid.

 

[Kritish]

We should shoot emo's.

 

[PhotoJones]

Wow. Okay, whatever. I really don't know what to say to something that stupid.

i dunno man, you pretty much set the "stupid bar" with your last post.

i mean, c'mon...icp?? are you 14? do you live in a trailer park? do you have horrible acne?

 

[Ghostvirus]

i dunno man, you pretty much set the "stupid bar" with your last post.

i mean, c'mon...icp?? are you 14? do you live in a trailer park? do you have horrible acne?

No I became A ICP fan 10 years ago. You see this band has been around since '91. Believe it or not at one point they were pretty popular. See I don't stop listening to things just because the collective society has decided to move on. I pretty much listen to what I want.

 

[PhotoJones]

No I became A ICP fan 10 years ago. You see this band has been around since '91. Believe it or not at one point they were pretty popular. See I don't stop listening to things just because the collective society has decided to move on. I pretty much listen to what I want.

so..."no" to be being 14, and "yes" on the rest?

got it.

 

[Ghostvirus]

so..."no" to be being 14, and "yes" on the rest?

got it.

Wow...just wow. can you be anymore lame. seriously run along boy. I am through with you...wow.

 

[Ben Urich]

We should shoot emo's.

...and people who pluralize with apostrophes.
jaykay. I love you. :heart:

 

[PhotoJones]

Wow...just wow. can you be anymore lame. seriously run along boy. I am through with you...wow.

dude, you can't call anyone lame, but yourself.

 

[Motown Marvel]

the funniest thing about that report is how misguided it is. that "emo song" and "point system" is a joke making fun of emo kids. geez...

 

[NewYorkSpider]

This is hysterical.t:

 

[Machx72]

I find it funny that the police actually think kids actually base their level of emo-style off of an internet quiz.

 

[chamber-music]

Send EMOs to Iraq and give them something real to worry about.