Bulletproof Vest

Have you tried your local gun shop? Wait, what country are you in? Do you even have gun shops where you live? Also, where the hell are you working security if you need a bulletproof vest? Did your employers tell you to buy one, or is this something you've decided to do on your own?

It just raises too many questions!

 

Can't you just wear a sterling silver cookie tray under your shirt? If it's good enough for Michael Keaton, it's good enough for you, dammit!

 

There are no tactical store in your area?

 

No, I'm being for real. In my area, there are two or three tactical stores. They sell guns, bullets, body armor, scopes, vests, belts, camo, etc.

 

I don't know what will happen (if anything) but try looking online?

Also look up how to speak Korean, the Unabomber and how to overthrow the government in case they have any links to bulletproof vests as well.

 

Ebay or Galls.com are good sources.

Also for people wondering: this type of thing is for personal protection, I don't blame him for wanting to protect himself. I work as a security supervisor at our casino and It amazes me why they don't supply us with proper equipment like that (well, not really, they're always worried about the budget). There's been a few gun threats and people threatening to kill us every weekend. Basically if we want something nice we have to pay for it ourselves, we don't have the luxury of using tax payer dollars to supply it for us like law enforcement. But under the same breath I can see why people would be worried over such things like that.

Just raises too many questions.

 

If I was about to take a job where I had to consider purchasing a bulletproof vest. I'd definitely re-consider the job itself!!!

 

I wouldn't buy on ebay, you do know some bulletproof vests/armor have expiration dates? mostly due to wear and tear

 

Wow, where do you live? Cambodia?

 

Maybe try these guys.
www.usballistic.com/index.html

 

Just dont make a skintigth suit with it and go fight bad guys...

Without a camera!!

 

The Sudan actually.

 

the problem with a bullet proof vest is the one time you don't put it on is the time you get shot

 

Knowing my luck, the one time I actually wear a bulletproof vest, I'll get shot in the head.

 

Probably just the South.

 

Offended Southerners in 5, 4, 3, 2...

 

Then if he sees someone trying to break in he could say, "YOU WANNA GET NUTS?! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!"