Bye Bye Boris

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For those of you who care, or remember the Cold War, or post-Cold War era politics in Russia...Boris Yeltsin has passed on.
The Rise and Fall of the Drunken Czar

By Jörg R. Mettke in Moscow</I>
Boris Yeltsin's finest moment came in August 1991, when he stood on a tank in Moscow and opposed the hardline leaders of a coup against Gorbachev. But the former Russian president, who died Monday, ended his period in power in disgrace.



AP​
Former Russian President Boris Yeltsin died Monday at the age of 76.


Boris Yeltsin, who died Monday at the age of 76, was in many ways a paradoxical figure. His professional specialization was construction, but his biggest passion was tearing things down. During his rise through the ranks of the party and government apparatus, he showed a penchant for playing the common man who fights against privilege, yet he savored the Kremlin's pomp and circumstance as if it had been his God-given right.
He was an avowed enemy of corruption and nepotism, and yet a giant network of clans and cliques, possessing piles of -- often ill-gotten -- cash, grew in the shadow of his throne. He hated the shadowy men of the KGB, and yet he groomed its most pliable agent, Vladimir Putin, to be his successor.
Boris Yeltsin, who personified the contradictions in Russia's political meandering between reform and restoration in the late 20th century, is no more. The first president of post-communist Russia died Monday in Moscow of sudden heart failure after a long period of disgrace and decline.

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He was probably so drunk that he doesn't even know he's dead.

jag
 
  • Hahaha, I can't belive he made it to 76.
  • Those babes look fun.
jaguarr said:
He was probably so drunk that he doesn't even know he's dead.
"Boris, You will be missed. :("
"...glUrph....Mished...FaHg YOuu...I'M not the DEAD one, BhUster....You...You..You wanna talk *hic*, about...bein' ,DeAd?......You don' t know...belch....YOU don't know....Listen....listen, I/.....I am not f***ing the DeAd On e HERE, okay???"
 
He was a true hero for what he represented, and a symbol for all that is Russian in this world. I still remember him standing and swaying on the tank in 1991.

He'll be missed. My condolensces to the family he left behind.
 
  • Hahaha, I can't belive he made it to 76.
  • Those babes look fun.
"Boris, You will be missed. :("
"...glUrph....Mished...FaHg YOuu...I'M not the DEAD one, BhUster....You...You..You wanna talk *hic*, about...bein' ,DeAd?......You don' t know...belch....YOU don't know....Listen....listen, I/.....I am not f***ing the DeAd On e HERE, okay???"

*puts on editor's visor*

Hmmm....yeah....I'm gonna need you to go back and rewrite this with a Russian accent, somehow. It needs to sound...Russian. Can you do Russian? Because...this isn't Russian. And see...the whole theme is Russian. Because...you know....Yeltsin was Russian. So...make it Russian and have it on my desk before 4pm. Thanks.

jag
 
I can't do Russian.

I can do Australian!

"'ey Mite. Whaddaya Kna-oo?"
 
He was probably so drunk that he doesn't even know he's dead.

jag
It's quiet possible he's so drunk he didn't even realize he had ended the Soviet Union and led it after it's collaspe.
 
I can't do Russian.

I can do Australian!

"'ey Mite. Whaddaya Kna-oo?"


Look, we told you that you'd be expected to write with a Russian accent when we interviewed you for this job. You said it would be, and I quote from your file "Not problem, comrade!".



jag
 
It..is a sad day.Im going to head for the Kremlin and pay my respects.

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