Cameron Introduces JESUS. No, really...

[demento]

Ever the showman, (Why does this remind me of the impresario in another movie,"King Kong", whose hubris blinds him to the dangers of an angry and very large ape?) Cameron is holding a New York press conference on Monday at which he will reveal three coffins, supposedly those of Jesus of Nazareth, his mother Mary and Mary Magdalene. News about the film, which will be shown soon on Discovery Channel, Britain's Channel 4, Canada's Vision, and Israel's Channel 8, has been a hot blog topic in the Middle East (check out a personal favorite: Israelity Bites) Here in the Holy Land, Biblical Archeology is a dangerous profession. This 90-minute documentary is bound to outrage Christians and stir up a titanic debate between believers and skeptics. Stay tuned.

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/


This should be entertaining.

 

[Tangled Web]

Well, it can't be as bad as his Spider-Man script.

 

[Won '08]

I have like, the hugest smile on my face right now.

 

[Won '08]

Well, it can't be as bad as his Spider-Man script.

Thats just it. It isn't scripted.

 

[CConn]

This is awesome for two reasons.

1). Christianity will be disproven.

2). Atheists will be disproven in their claim of Jesus never existing.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i dont get it. what is this he's doing?

 

[CConn]

i dont get it. what is this he's doing?

He's making a documentary in which he will - supposedly - prove that a skeleton is that of Jesus of Nazareth. Thusly proving Jesus never rose from the grave, and thusly, is not the Son of God.

 

[Won '08]

He's making a documentary in which he will - supposedly - prove that a skeleton is that of Jesus of Nazareth. Thusly proving Jesus never rose from the grave, and thusly, is not the Son of God.

The anticipation is killing me. I might take a cab into Manhattan just to see this.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I knew it! Jesus was on the Titanic

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

He's making a documentary in which he will - supposedly - prove that a skeleton is that of Jesus of Nazareth. Thusly proving Jesus never rose from the grave, and thusly, is not the Son of God.

so whose jesus of nazareth then?

 

[Hunter Rider]

so whose jesus of nazareth then?

No Jesus of Boston,he's one of Mark Wahlberg's cousins

 

[Dorian Gray]

Who says he never rose from the grave?

 

[Flexo]

This is awesome for two reasons.

1). Christianity will be disproven.

2). Atheists will be disproven in their claim of Jesus never existing.

3). The Jews will once again roam free.

 

[Killgore]

Maybe he was buried with Al Capone's money.

 

[Won '08]

3). The Jews will once again roam free.

They already do here in Brooklyn. It's called Crown Heights.

 

[CConn]

so whose jesus of nazareth then?

Jesus of Nazareth is Jesus Christ.

 

[CConn]

3). The Jews will once again roam free.

Not until Mohammed is revealed to have been a really hairy chick named Debbie.

 

[SuperFerret]

This will either be a terrible fiasco or a complete disaster.

 

[Flexo]

Not until Mohammed is revealed to have been a really hairy chick named Debbie.

Oh, we're working on that.

 

[Killgore]

Even Jesus Christ himself can't keep religious zealots from believing in him.

 

[jaguarr]

He may as well strap himself to a bomb. Heh!

jag

 

[Won '08]

He may as well strap himself to a bomb. Heh!

jag

It'd be funny if this started a World War 3.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Jesus of Nazareth is Jesus Christ.

is he not the son of god?

 

[demento]

I was just thinking that the next installment of Real Time should be very good. This is Bill Maher's dream story. Was reminded b/c he went off on another rant on religion during last night's show.

Also, ya gotta figure there will be some choice blurbs coming from the likes of Roberston and Falwell as a result of this.

 

[Flexo]

Someone photomanip a black & white rampaging Jesus breaking free from a gigantic cross while James Cameron presents him to the audience like a Price is Right model.