Cameron Introduces JESUS. No, really...

[jaguarr]

Jesus, where did you get all these fish?

WHAT?!

The fish.

WHAT?!

"Jesus, can you turn this water into some more wine? We're out and people are starting to leave the party."

"OKAAAAAYYYYYUHHHHH!"



jag

 

[Darthphere]

"Jesus, can you turn this water into some more wine? We're out and people are starting to leave the party."

"OKAAAAAYYYYYUHHHHH!"



jag

Jesus, meet Mary Magdalene.

Skeet skeet skeet.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

So why don't they just use the DNA to clone a "New Jesus Christ?", that would be fun.

they already did that on "The Outer Limits" as you can imagine the results had a unexpected twist....and it was QUITE Ironic.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll bet!
Those cats can adjust the horizontal, and the vertical.

 

[black_dust]

You go James

 

[Venomfan]

So why don't they just use the DNA to clone a "New Jesus Christ?", that would be fun.

and create THE ANTICHRIST!!!

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Christianity will be disproven.

How? Do ou have Jesus's DNA to compare to anything found in the tomb. Assuming the DNA were still viable. Jesus was a common name back then.
That would be like finding a tomb labled John and saying it is a missing person.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

yeah, besides, Christianity has proven itself wrong already and this will NEVER stop Christians.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

yeah, besides, Christianity has proven itself wrong already and this will NEVER stop Christians.

You may have a point. Christians say theirs is a faith based belief. Proof in their eyes can't trump faith.

 

[Mr Jide]

When the time comes I cant wait to see some of you punks standing on the wrong side of te pearly gates

 

[Jennifer Walters]

When the time comes I cant wait to see some of you punks standing on the wrong side of te pearly gates

The pearly gates? We all go to Beverly Hills when we die? Oh lordy mercy. I must repent now for my sins!

 

[Mr Jide]

Ha!

 

[Sun_Down]

Anyone else read the blurb (on page 10 of the Life section) in USA Today? It ran yesterday and basically said that the "DNA evidence" is just the fact that the supposed Mary Magdeaene and supposed Jesus were not blood related, so they possibly could have been married. That's it. What kind of ****ing idiot considers THAT to be "DNA evidence"?

 

[Gonking]

Well, it can't be as bad as his Spider-Man script.

What? He made an Spider-man script? I didn't know that...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Anyone else read the blurb (on page 10 of the Life section) in USA Today? It ran yesterday and basically said that the "DNA evidence" is just the fact that the supposed Mary Magdeaene and supposed Jesus were not blood related, so they possibly could have been married. That's it. What kind of ****ing idiot considers THAT to be "DNA evidence"?

We all could've been married to Jesus.

 

[jaguarr]

When the time comes I cant wait to see some of you punks standing on the wrong side of te pearly gates

There are many who would believe that the statement you just made would see you on the same side of the Pearly Gates as the people you are making that sentiment to.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38 This is the first and greatest commandment.
39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself but wring your hands with sadistic delight and relish the sight of their damnation, giggling at their unspeakable torment.

 

[jaguarr]

Hahaha!

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38 This is the first and greatest commandment.
39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself but wring your hands with sadistic delight and relish the sight of their damnation, giggling at their unspeakable torment.

Sig-worthy

 

[C.F. Kane]

37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38 This is the first and greatest commandment.
39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself but wring your hands with sadistic delight and relish the sight of their damnation, giggling at their unspeakable torment.

Ha! t:

 

[batman44]

In a non-shocking revelation, leading archaeologists in Israel and the United States yesterday denounced the purported discovery of the tomb of Jesus as a publicity stunt

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...6/AR2007022600442.html?nav=rss_nation/science

 

[Mike_D202]

haha...james cameron...silly.

 

[whatever_dude]

This can only mean one thing...

JAMES CAMERON has the SPEAR OF DESTINY!

How else could he compare Jesus' DNA? How else could TITANIC have made $1.8 BILLION at the box-office?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

whatever dude = A Bilderberger?

 

[whatever_dude]

Pardon? A burger? Wtf?!