Candy Canes

[Coongregator]

Since we're in the holidays, I thought I'd post this.

What's your favorite type of candy cane?

 

[Coongregator]

I like mint.

 

[Slipknot]

I'm Satan

 

[Pirateking]

I'll sat Strawberry. I'd like to say Chocolate but I'm allergic to it, so I'm not going to.

 

[DarkAvenger]

Strawberry is good.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

mint.& the m&m tube candy canes.those r goooood!

 

[The Kingpin]

If Toven were here, she'd have a blast

 

[incurock31]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
If Toven were here, she'd have a blast

*tear*

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Mint

 

[Illchill]

Welcome Coon, fellow Bostonian.

 

[MC-117]

I usually dont eat candy canes but when i do its gotta be Blueberry

 

[fred10]

They're all so good! I can't make up my mind!

 

[Morg]

Strawberry

 

[Coongregator]

Yum yum bump.

 

[Alf]

l like the plain, original, white and red striped ones and the starburst ones in some flavors...if starburst makes none, l'm not sure what l'm thinking of but they;re good...

 

[rogue_devlin]

all but mint
i don't like mint

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Straw berry, then the classic mint.

 

[Coongregator]

B to the ump.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
B to the ump.

Keep bumping it up why dont ya.

 

[Alf]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Keep bumping it up why dont ya.

l think thats what he's doing

 

[iron_man7]

the blue kind

 

[Coongregator]

The little drummer boy says "ba rump bum bum BUMP."

 

[Coongregator]

Uh, can I get a BUMP BUMP!?

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
Yum yum bump.

Originally posted by Coongregator
B to the ump.

Originally posted by Coongregator
The little drummer boy says "ba rump bum bum BUMP."

Originally posted by Coongregator
Uh, can I get a BUMP BUMP!?

Originally posted by Coongregator
Y'all gonna make me bump this thread, up in here! Up in here!

Originally posted by Coongregator
SoccahBUMP!

Originally posted by Coongregator
Bump.

Originally posted by Coongregator
I believe in a thing called bump,
Just listen to the rhythm of my bump,
There's a chance we could bump it now
We'll be bumping 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called bump
Ooh!

Originally posted by Coongregator
You are a bump.

Originally posted by Coongregator

Don't forget Barney "Bump" Greenway of Napalm Death.

Originally posted by Coongregator
Not only are we going to New Hampshire..., we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. To bump up the thread. YEAHHHH!!!

One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I'm gonna bump
One more time and I swear I'm gonna BUMP!
(I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) Gonna bump! ( gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump) I'm gonna bump! (I'm gonna bump)
I'm gonna bump! )

And then God said "Let there be a bump." and the thread was bumped.

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb and bumped this thread
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Well I've ruined nearly all of my veins
Sticking that fucking shit into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all
The bumps I've had to make
Jesus it never ends
It pushed it's way inside
If the pain goes on...

Bump.

She lives In a box,
on the corner of her street.
The lowest class,
of society.
Why won't someone...
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a house!
Give her a house?
Give her a bump!

Let the rain fall down
And bump my thread
Let it bump away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna bump the thread
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
Bump Candy Canes, I'm coming clean

Bump.

Now I will tell you what I've done for you...
50 thousand threads I've bumped...
Screaming deceiving and bumping for you..
And you still won't hear me!
Don't want your hand this time I'll bump myself.
Maybe I'll wake up for once...
Not tormented daily defeated by you.
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom.
I bump again...

I'm going under!
Bumping you!
Bumping forever!
Got to bump through, oh!

Feinging joy and surprise at the threads we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 12th day of the 12th month
The Coongregator's bumping in time ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflakes and hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bumps end
Candy Canes, just let it bump in peace.

What they do?
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators
They're smiling in your face
All the time they want to bump your thread
The coongregators... Coongregators

Everybody (Yeah)
Bump your Candy (Canes)
Everybody
Bump your thread right,
Coongregator's back alright!

Riddle me this.
Riddle me that.
Who's afraid of the big black bump?

Yesterday, Candy Canes seemed so far away (from the front of SHH!).
Now it looks as though it's here to stay.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.

Suddenly, It's not half the thread it used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, Candy Canes bumped suddenly.

Why she had to bump don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong, now I long for Candy canes.

Yesterday, Candy Canes was such an easy thread to read.
Now it looks as though a search is in need.
Oh, I believe in Candy Canes.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head

What you gon’ do with all that bumps?
All that bumps inside your thread?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you bumped,
Get you bumped up on page one.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely Candy bumps!

Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore

 

[Coongregator]

Y'all gonna make me bump this thread, up in here! Up in here!