World Caption this!!!

[gregtestagent]

SPIDERMAN

IS A

CREEPY

BASTARD

Spidey: I knew I wouldn't get away with it forever!

 

[Zev]

Spider-Man: Alright, now I want you to go to www.lesbianfootfetish.com.

Girl: How does that help us find a way to beat Doc Ock?

Spider-Man: Just do it! And unbutton your shirt a little.

 

[Zoken]

Gwen, sweetie, Do we need to talk about these posters?

Thats right... the original DUSK is back!...okay, why aren't you guys running for the hills?

Must... not... be... pedophile...

Okay! This time the Clone Saga has gone TOO FAR!

 

[Quentin Beck]

Not even Doom likes it when you kick him there.

 

[wiegeabo]

Not even Doom likes it when you kick him there.

Bwahahahaha!

Priceless.

 

[DarthDevil007]

Ock: Please. Take what you want, but leave i beg you... leave my nipples alone!

 

[DarthDevil007]

Scientist: Since when is he like that?
Assistant: Since seeing Elektra last year. I think he didnt like it.
Scientist: Really?!?

 

[THWIP*]

SPIDEY: O.K.........THAT'S THE LAST TIME I AGREE TO DO A BOOK SIGNING.

 

[screech_turbo]

.....

 

[THWIP*]

UGH......I'M SUDDENLY REMINDED OF WHY I STOPPED COMING TO THIS THREAD.

 

[screech_turbo]

just kidding.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Tobey: Hey Alexia, wanna hug?

Alexia:

Tobey: Hehe, you know you want it.

*shows off chest by twisting sideways*

Alexia: *melts*

Tobey (into cell phone): Hey, Jen! I got another one! You were right, I should've gotten back into shape earlier!

*pause*

Tobey (to Alexia): Sorry, I'm pretty much engaged right now.

Alexia:

 

[Quentin Beck]

LMAO!

 

[hulkamania85]

Twice the wheatcake making action!

 

[hulkamania85]

Mary Jane: Ugh, this thing is a tight squeeze! I can't believe I've gained this much weight!

Spider-Man: MJ honey, that part goes on your head. Did you used to be blonde?

 

[Zev]

Although funeral-crashing was a great way to meet women, maybe going to the funerals of husbands who died from natural causes was taking things a little too far.

 

[Zev]

In another controversial JMS storyline, Spider-Man's powers are changed by the Great Weaver so that the only way he can use his webbing is by hocking up phlegm.

Not pictured: The aftermath of Mary-Jane's attempt to give him a French kiss.

 

[Zev]

Many say that the franchise had jumped the shark by the time Spider-Man 7: Spider-Man In Space came out. They were wrong. It jumped the shark next year when Spider-Man In Da Hood came out, although many fans did applaud the rap battle between Spider-Man and Hobgoblin.

 

[Zev]

After her husband's death, Mary-Jane's attempts at denial became increasing obvious...

 

[TheSlag]

LMAO...

 

[Zev]

Once enemies, Spider-Man and Doc Ock are now fast friends. Here, in a scene from Spider-Man 3, the good doctor helps Spidey play Peeping Tom.

 

[Zev]

Although many applauded Otto Octavius's decision to abandon his life of crime and become a fashion designer, his "octo-tie" was roundly criticized for being too unwieldy and clunky for casual wear.

 

[Zev]

James Franco reacts to the news that he will not be the villain in Spider-Man 3.

 

[wiegeabo]

Ock: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Peter: "What the **** are you on man?"

 

[screech_turbo]

.....