Captivity (2006) Another Chance to see Elisha Naked

[Buho]

Plot Outline: A man and a woman awaken to find themselves captured in a cellar. As their kidnapper drives them psychologically mad, the truth about their horrific abduction is revealed.

Cast: Elisha Cuthbert, Lars Alonzo, Daniel Gilles

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Aw, I'm thrilled you guys care so much.

 

[xii22_loop]

shes sooo hot.

 

[JackBauer]

they could've written a synopsis that didn't sound EXACTLY like Saw...

 

[Boom]

Yeah. So what body part do they have chained to the wall?

 

[WorthyStevens]

How many times do we have to see one of her characters get in trouble?

 

[U.S War Machine]

Maybe this won't be bad after all

 

[JackBauer]

Yeah. So what body part do they have chained to the wall?

oh, come on, don't tell me you don't see the similarity...

might not be EXACTLY the same, but it's too close to ignore.

 

[Boom]

oh, come on, don't tell me you don't see the similarity...

might not be EXACTLY the same, but it's too close to ignore.

I WAS agreeing with you. You're misreading what I'm saying.

 

[JackBauer]

I WAS agreeing with you. You're misreading what I'm saying.

whoops, my bad.

 

[Boom]

Here's the kidnapper:

 

[Shuley]

Aw, I'm thrilled you guys care so much.

We do care and seeing you naked on film,it would be such a historical moment."In other news,the demand for paper towels across the country has tripled"....

 

[Majik1387]

Maybe this won't be bad after all

Cuthbert is starring in it so I think it's a given that it will suck.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Don't tell Morg, he doesn't know how to share.

 

[Space Moose]

We do care and seeing you naked on film,it would be such a historical moment."In other news,the demand for paper towels across the country has tripled"....

Divorces have doubled...

 

[Gamma Ray]

Divorces have doubled...

Homosexuality rates have decreased...

 

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

C'mon, do you really think Elisha will get naked? She's part of the new wave of actresses that only get roles because they're hot, like Jessica Alba, but refuse to strip naked, like they're in denial about the very thing that got them a career.

 

[The Chairman]

C'mon, do you really think Elisha will get naked? She's part of the new wave of actresses that only get roles because they're hot, like Jessica Alba, but refuse to strip naked, like they're in denial about the very thing that got them a career.

That's the reason I love Scarlett Johansson: She WANTS to do a nude scene.

Anyway, this sounds like it could be good, despite the Saw similarities.

 

[Immortalfire]

Elisha will never "get naked", as you put it. I used my time machine I got from eBay and went into the future.

Even at her death at age 94, Elisha's movie career never involved nudity.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Elisha will never "get naked", as you put it. I used my time machine I got from eBay and went into the future.

Even at her death at age 94, Elisha's movie career never involved nudity.

Then all hope is lost.

 

[JLBats]

Then all hope is lost.

If she ever did a nude scene, would special allowances be made so we could post it on the Hype?

 

[DOG LIPS]

If she ever did a nude scene, would special allowances be made so we could post it on the Hype?

If by "post it on the Hype" you mean "PM it to DOG LIPS" then, yes.

 

[Shuley]

From her bio on Mr.Skin

"i'll never be fully nude in a film and you can quote me on that!" - Elisha Cuthbert

Well let's just hope for topless someday...

 

[Immortalfire]

If by "post it on the Hype" you mean "PM it to DOG LIPS" then, yes.

LoL

 

[Carter]

Aw, I'm thrilled you guys care so much.

Gotta say, a little creepy that you're impersonating Elisha Cuthbert