Comics Choose Your Mutant Powers

Since Cyke's powers don't come with a visor, and I'd be forced to keep my eyes shut every minute of the day, I'll go with Rogue's. Knocking people out with a touch has some pretty useful applications.

Northstar can potentially move at the speed of light. No contest.

They both suck. However, Iceman's would be more fun. If I had Magneto's power on the other hand....

Logan's. He can heal from nearly anything, Poitr on the other hand is *****ed if something manages to pierce his armor.

Better to be lucky than good!

Kitty's power has more useful applications.

TK. Telepathy would get old really fast.

Mystique's.

The only question here is: Would it count as sex or *********ion?

Bishop's. Sometimes, not having a keen sense of smell is a *good* thing.

 

Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities

Magik's stepping disk/teleporting

Iceman's level of control over water and temperature

Wolverine's healing factor

Darwin's adaptability

Shadowcat's phasing ability

Emma Frost's telepathy

Mystique's shape-shifting ability

Forge's mutant ability

Sabretooth's superhuman sense

 

Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities (you can have any power for a time)

Northstar's Speed/flight (speed is useful)

Polaris's level of control over the EM field (controling metal would be cool)

Colossus's armored form (id like to see myself made of metal)

Darwin's adaptability (adapt to anything)

Shadowcat's phasing ability (rob banks)

Emma Frost's telepathy (tell people to do things for you)

Mystique's shape-shifting ability (you could be anyone)

Multiple-Man's duplication ability (so you could be lazy and let your dups go places)

Sabretooth's superhuman sense (cos it would be fun)

 

Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities

Northstar's Speed/flight

Iceman's level of control over water and temperature

Colossus's armored form

Darwin's adaptability

Warpath's strength level (90 tons)

Psylocke's telekinesis

Mystique's shape-shifting ability

Forge's mutant ability

Sabretooth's superhuman sense

 

Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities (me choose Cyclops over anyone... that'd be the day...)

Northstar's Speed/flight or Magik's stepping disk/teleporting (does it come with a soulsword? If so Illyana, if not Jean-Paul)

Polaris's level of control over the EM field (No contest here)

Wolverine's healing factor (great to have a laugh in parties)

Longshot's luck (I'm going to Vegas!)

Shadowcat's phasing ability (what stops her from entering the pentagon?)

Emma Frost's telepathy (only I wouldn't mind-rape my boyfriend)

Mystique's shape-shifting ability (this would make my boyfriend happy)

Multiple-Man's duplication ability (since we're on the subject, can I choose this one for my boyfriend, that'd make me happy)

Bishop's absorption ability (I don't want to smell what people ate for dinner the previous night all the time, it'd be gross)

 

Northstar is faster with short distances but Illyana is faster with long distances. She has the added bonus of being able to time travel, so that alone makes her more appealing

I think whats bigger to consider here is the tragedy associated with each. Id rather take Rogue's over Cyclops' as hers is more manageable. Plus it must suck to only see shades of red

 

I'd choose.

Cyclops Uncontrollable Optic Blast (w/visor)

Northstar's Speed/flight

Polaris's level of control over the EM field

Wolverine's healing factor
how could you not

Longshot's luck

Warpath's strength level (90 tons)

Psylocke's telekinesis

Mystique's shape-shifting ability

Multiple-Man's duplication ability

Sabretooth's superhuman sense



Now try and stop me.

 

Cyclops Uncontrollable Optic Blast (w/visor) or Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities

Northstar's Speed/flight or Magik's stepping disk/teleporting

Polaris's level of control over the EM field or Iceman's level of control over water and temperature

Wolverine's healing factor or Colossus's armored form

Darwin's adaptability or Longshot's luck

Warpath's strength level (90 tons) or Shadowcat's phasing ability

Emma Frost's telepathy or Psylocke's telekinesis

Husk's shedding ability or Mystique's shape-shifting ability

Multiple-Man's duplication ability or Forge's mutant ability

Sabretooth's superhuman sense or Bishop's absorption ability

 

Cyclops Uncontrollable Optic Blast (w/visor) or Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities

- I just have so much in my life to actually choose from the 2 of them. Can I just say none? Oh crap, if I have to choose, I'd choose Rogue's. Either way, I'm f-ed.

Magik's stepping disk/teleporting

- I hate traveling. Especially that my friends and family are always separated from me. I really need some teleporting devices. Nothing can beat going to different countries without having to go through all those crap.

Iceman's level of control over water and temperature

- Only because I really am not impressed with Polaris' control. And controlling temperature is just awesome for me in conserving energy from my air conditioner and driving away mosquitoes.

Wolverine's healing factor

- I hate slow recovery.

Longshot's luck

- I need all the luck in the world.

Shadowcat's phasing ability

- Without having to open doors when your hands are full. When you're stuck in a traffic, it pays to just drive through just about everything and shouting "BOOYAH!" And damn, this ability just have so much potential.

Emma Frost's telepathy

- OK, this was a tough one. I would always love to have Prue's ability to move things with her mind and all...but reading and controlling minds is just awesome. Imagine controlling your enemy's mind and make him strip in front of the mall or make him count the sand in the beach. Priceless.

Mystique's shape-shifting ability

- I wanna morph into Simon Cowell and punch the ***** out of Ryan Seacrest.

Multiple-Man's duplication ability

- This has so much utility. Like in torned commitments, when you wish you could be in both places at once. Plus when you don't like to do or talk to someone, you can just send a dupe to deal with it. This can be potentially uncontrollable since my dupes will have the mind of their own, but dude it's just awesome to see a different sides of myself.

Bishop's absorption ability

- Because smelling **** is unbearable.

 

Rogue's Uncontrollable Absorption Abilities (one insult at me, and they're gone, plus i would get a lot of privite information)

Magik's stepping disk/teleporting (teleporting, no more paying for traveling cost, 'nuff said)

Iceman's level of control over water and temperature (only because i live in a place where when it gets hot it gets REALLY hot)

Wolverine's healing factor (no contest)

Longshot's luck (screw adaptability if you have luck on your side)

Shadowcat's phasing ability (no more waiting in long lines for movies and stores)

Psylocke's telekinesis (uhh, tk would give me less of a headache)

Mystique's shape-shifting ability (become any celeb of your choice)

Multiple-Man's duplication ability (i would get so much work done)

Bishop's absorption ability