Complications with Relativity

[knowsbleed]

It doesn't take Einstein to figure out that when you delve into dating/having relations with those you might be related to... that things could, and most likely will, get complicated. 1st cousin, 2nd cousin, 3x removed via myspace and paid for by paypal through Nigerian bank accounts cousins... it's all very... very... strange... in "civilized" societies.

Serious discussion with spatters of needed humor are welcomed. Immaturity in it's purest form (ETM), please keep a low profile.

Discuss.

 

[Erzengel]

I say if your mother can introduce you, go for it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Relatives initializing/perpetuating relative-relative relations is something I personally, wouldn't recommend. There are more than enough people in the world to find someone you have zero DNA matchings with.

 

[Dreadstar]

There are even more dysfunctional women that just cannot let go of the past!

 

[knowsbleed]

The differences in backgrounds is one of the things I find vital in a relationship. Common factors can sometimes be... too common. In having relations with a relative... the common bond is the fact that somewhere in your past... there was nookie exchanged with people who were related.

I'm sorry, the possibilities are too over my head perhaps.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Incest, it's the redneck way

 

[knowsbleed]

You stated this in another thread:

Well, let me put it this way, if we are related, we do not get together at weddings or things like that. I dont know anyone from this part of the family, if you can call it that.

I was very surprised that my mom and her mom spoke.

That doesn't really specify exactly how you are related. If we knew that, I'm sure the conversation would be much more productive.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It's a no-go for me. I'm very close with my extended family, including, like, third cousins. It's love, but never that[/] kind of love.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

If she's blood related then stay the hell away. If she is related simply by marriage of a aunt and uncle or something then I suppose that is ok-ish. Complications and weirdness could still arise though.

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[Dreadstar]

I am not close with any cousins at all.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Dude... What's with all the incest threads?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

If she's blood related then stay the hell away. If she is related simply by marriage of a aunt and uncle or something then I suppose that is ok-ish. Complications and weirdness could still arise though.

Eh, it still wouldn't fly with me.

 

[Erzengel]

I am not close with any cousins at all.

But you want to be.

 

[Dreadstar]

ANd the fact that I am even considering it should speak VOLUMEs about all of the dysfunctional women I have dated.

In fact, they are so dysfunctional, that their therapist had to put on a once a week session for all the men involved (some were married to these train wrecks!!!) with these women. THATS HOW BAD IT WAS!

I was good enough to attend these. I learned so much. Now when my friends meet a new woman and she starts acting illogical, 9 times out of 10 I can predict her next move. Sure, they start telling me "I dont know her blab blah blah" I dont have to know her, I know her type!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Eh, it still wouldn't fly with me.

Same here. Just saying something like that would be more excepted than your blood relative or something.

But you want to be.

Heyyoo!!

 

[CrashNburn]

damn....there are way to many people in this world...so why would you need to hook up with a relative. f'n gross! just get out and meet someone else. is it really that tough for some people to meet others?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

ANd the fact that I am even considering it should speak VOLUMEs about all of the dysfunctional women I have dated.

In fact, they are so dysfunctional, that their therapist had to put on a once a week session for all the men involved (some were married to these train wrecks!!!) with these women. THATS HOW BAD IT WAS!

I was good enough to attend these. I learned so much. Now when my friends meet a new woman and she starts acting illogical, 9 times out of 10 I can predict her next move. Sure, they start telling me "I dont know her blab blah blah" I dont have to know her, I know her type!

The answer is simple, don't date dysfunctional women.

 

[knowsbleed]

But can you really find the answer in your own family tree? Perhaps it's time to travel to a different orchard... I'm sure the fruits are out there... ripe... *yum*

 

[Dreadstar]

damn....there are way to many people in this world...so why would you need to hook up with a relative. f'n gross!

I explained all of that already! I agree, its goofy, but read up on the background.

 

[Dreadstar]

The answer is simple, don't date dysfunctional women.

Its not that simple. They all "seem" normal at first. its not like the red Letter. they do not have (maybe they should) a mark on their forehead indicating that they are so dysfunctional!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I explained all of that already! I agree, its goofy, but read up on the background.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't singling you out. He was probably talking generally about all of the family-lovin'-but-not-in-the-normal-way weirdos.

 

[knowsbleed]

If we perhaps had a visual reference to yay or nay to, it might help with the approval process.

 

[Erzengel]

Hey!!! A blouse full of goodies, is a blouse full of goodies. Am I right Dreadstar?

*high five*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm sorry, but, I don't want to stick it in someone who's great grandmother is my great grandmother's sister. That's so wrong.