Cops looking for "professionals" who took man's testicles

[blind_fury]

he can still have children.

children of men.

ziiiiing.

 

[tzarinna]

Lmao, "Take my balls, please."

 

[J. J. Jameson]

How stupid are people? Seriously

The idiot is probably in more pain now than he was before the surgery

 

[The Dude]

It it just me, or have we been seeing alot of testicle removal stories lately?

 

[demento]

It was elves. Goddamn ball-thieving elves.

 

[The Dude]

It was elves. Goddamn ball-thieving elves.

True. Elves=Satan in midget form. Well, except for a actual midget Satan.

 

[Leto Atrides]

They abandoned him bleeding on the operating table, why doesn't he want them in trouble?

It honestly sounds to me if this man is experiencing some senile dementia or something, and that's why real doctors didn't want to operate on what may have only been a minor problem. So he finds some creeps on the internet willing to do it for him, not even realizing what a terrible idea it was.

 

[demento]

^ Thank you, Craig's List!

 

[JinnSato]

Good GOD!!!!!!!!
Why would any man do such a thing to himself or someone else!!!!!!????

 

[demento]

I wonder if they had business cards.

You know: Balls-B-Gone, Professional Ball Removal Specialists

Tagline: No balls are too big.

 

[The Dude]

^ Thank you, Craig's List!

Wait...We're putting testicles up on craig's list?

 

[Spider-Bite]

ball snatchers!

 

[Showtime]

The question remains, why were his testicles hurting?

Blue Balls?

 

[Spider-Bite]

Hey give me back my balls.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Has anybody seen my balls laying around here somewhere?

 

[Spider-Bite]

I've got big balls, and he's got big balls, she's got big balls and you have big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

 

[JinnSato]

I've got big balls, and he's got big balls, she's got big balls and you have big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Cause ya stole them ya bastard........ Ah what the hell. BALLS!!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Russell, we don't like you anymore, so we're going to take YOUR balls and go home!

jag