Could you date a girl with stank pegs ?

[Hunter Rider]

Crazy Venom's foot odour problem reminded me of this gem of a thread

So you're dating a girl,she seems ideal for you she's beautiful,fun blah blah blah,you get to that point where you are gonna get your bounce on,she is about to stamp your ticket and the train is gonna enter the station,she slips her shoes off and WHAM! a gust of heinous odour from her plates of meat waft up your strills causing you to feel ill and lose wood

Now obviously you make your excuses and leave but what do you do from there about your potential dream girl's stanky foot issues ???

 

[jaguarr]

Why do you talk like a poorly written noir detective?

jag

 

[Hunter Rider]

Why do you talk like a poorly written noir detective?

jag

Noir ? that's mostly Del Boy Jag no noir at all

 

[Crazy Venom]

well, since mine a terrible... yes, I could date her... we would have stinky kids too...

 

[jaguarr]

Noir ? that's mostly Del Boy Jag no noir at all

You're from Delaware?



jag

 

[Hunter Rider]

You're from Delaware?



jag

Hehe Atlantic miscommunication,Del Boy is a character in a UK comedy showt:

 

[CyberFaust]

depends on the girl

 

[jaguarr]

Hehe Atlantic miscommunication,Del Boy is a character in a UK comedy showt:

Yeah, I gathered there was a slang breakdown happening.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I had a girlfriend years ago who worked the night shift at a pancake house.
Cheesy, flesh-colored hosiery were mandatory there.
She would get home in the early morning, dressed up like goon, start getting undressed, and her entire body emanated this very strong maple syrup and bacon comingled with clean, fresh sweat-smell, and when her shoes would come off, an odd, vinegar-like smell was stirred in.
I am certain that most would've called it a bad smell, but DAMN!!!

 

[Erzengel]

I did a thread like this but I'm too lazy to find it, but "Relationship/Date Deal Breakers" is always a fun topic.

 

[heypapajinx]

this thread is hilarious!
i'm really suprised it didn't get more responses.
now, i'm a gal who likes to wear no socks with my shoesies, so yes, during the summer times, there is definitely an odor when the shoe comes off.
but the one thing i'm careful to do is powder them before i put them on, wash my feets when i take them off and an absolute NO NO is wearing sandals that stink.
why are you going to put that stink out in everyones face like that!?!?

but i have dated many a guy who has the stink foot, and i don't really mind.
but then again, i like my working men.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Crazy Venom's foot odour problem reminded me of this gem of a thread

So you're dating a girl,she seems ideal for you she's beautiful,fun blah blah blah,you get to that point where you are gonna get your bounce on,she is about to stamp your ticket and the train is gonna enter the station,she slips her shoes off and WHAM! a gust of heinous odour from her plates of meat waft up your strills causing you to feel ill and lose wood

Now obviously you make your excuses and leave but what do you do from there about your potential dream girl's stanky foot issues ???

your use of slang bothers me. i hope you were kidding, and that you don't really talk like that.

 

[jimmy]

I'd keep her. I can't smell.

 

[Drakon]

That's a matter of opinion, Rhoads. PEE-YOU!

 

[Hunter Rider]

your use of slang bothers me. i hope you were kidding, and that you don't really talk like that.

I'll pretend to care

 

[jimmy]

That's a matter of opinion, Rhoads. PEE-YOU!

No, it's true. My sense of smell sucks to the point that I say that I don't have one.

 

[Drakon]

It was a play on words, Rhoads. Kinda like when people say "Man, you're built backwards! Your nose is running and your feet smell!!"

 

[jimmy]

Yeah, I realized than after I hit the post button. HA.

 

[Hunter Rider]

this thread is hilarious!
i'm really suprised it didn't get more responses.
now, i'm a gal who likes to wear no socks with my shoesies, so yes, during the summer times, there is definitely an odor when the shoe comes off.
but the one thing i'm careful to do is powder them before i put them on, wash my feets when i take them off and an absolute NO NO is wearing sandals that stink.
why are you going to put that stink out in everyones face like that!?!?

but i have dated many a guy who has the stink foot, and i don't really mind.
but then again, i like my working men.

This post shouldn't be missed,both cute and honest:heart:t:

I always thought girls wore the open toed sandals sockless in the summer to void sweat though

 

[heypapajinx]

This post shouldn't be missed,both cute and honest:heart:t:

awww... thanks!t::heart:

I always thought girls wore the open toed sandals sockless in the summer to void sweat though

ha!
no. i'm a very adidas with no socks and shorts kind of gal in the summertime.
but when i do wear sandals, i ALWAY make sure my feets AND the sandals don't smell.

i sat next to a guy in class all last semester and all i could think was "DEAR GOD!! CAN HE NOT SMELL THAT!?!?"
i would purposely put on par-fume' just to overpower it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I heard Stank Pegs might be touring with Skunk Butt-Hole this summer. *Rock*


As for the Q, I live with a stinky person and a fat cat, so I have become used to any and all nose-burners. I'm good to go.

 

[heypapajinx]

As for the Q, I live with a stinky person and a fat cat, so I have become used to any and all nose-burners. I'm good to go.

really?
does it smell like cheese?
and if you would say it does, what kind of cheese does it smell like?

 

[Hunter Rider]

awww... thanks!t::heart:

t:

ha!
no. i'm a very adidas with no socks and shorts kind of gal in the summertime.
but when i do wear sandals, i ALWAY make sure my feets AND the sandals don't smell.

A girl after my own:heart:
I see,i had heard that sneakers can be more pongy no matter who wears them when there are no socks,it always makes me wonder about the physio's in Tennis that see to on court foot injuries

i sat next to a guy in class all last semester and all i could think was "DEAR GOD!! CAN HE NOT SMELL THAT!?!?"
i would purposely put on par-fume' just to overpower it.

Ewwwwwww Nostrildenialism is a horrible thing.glad that's over for you

 

[DOG LIPS]

really?
does it smell like cheese?
and if you would say it does, what kind of cheese does it smell like?

Like cottage cheese that was baked in the sun for 12 days, then urinated on.

 

[heypapajinx]

A girl after my own:heart:
I see,i had heard that sneakers can be more pongy no matter who wears them when there are no socks,it always makes me wonder about the physio's in Tennis that see to on court foot injuries

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
i NEVER thought about that!!
yuk double squared!
you KNOW there's gotta be some major stank going on out there on that fake neon grass.

Ewwwwwww Nostrildenialism is a horrible thing.glad that's over for you

oh for the love of god me too.