Daddy Longlegs Fossil Keeps Erection for 99 Million Years

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http://www.livescience.com/53583-daddy-longlegs-fossil-with-erect-penis.html

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He didn't go to the hospital for that priapism after the fourth hour.

 

[Shawn Wayne]

Did it say if he was smiling too?

 

[Teelie]

His buddies bet he couldn't keep it up so he had to go the distance to prove them wrong.

 

[Black Narcissus]

The first blue ball man.

He died for our sins.

I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity,

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.

You're my boy, Blue!