Dahmer Vs. Gacy - Not a Joke

[Punisher Rising]

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Godzilla fought King Kong. Alien battled Predator. Freddy faced off with Jason. Mega Shark duked it out with Giant Octopus. Now we're about to get Dahmer Vs. Gacy. No, it isn't the ultimate Ulli Lommel crossover movie. It's a horror comedy that pits two of the most notorious serial killers of all time against each other and unscrupulous rogue military scientists. Set your taste buds to tasteless.

A secret government program is cloning infamous serial killers and genetically splicing their DNA into a super serial killer for undisclosed purposes. Ultra low budget indie movie mainstays Ford Austin and Randal Malone star as the resurrected Jeffery Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, respectively. Dahmer Vs. Gacy, also directed by Ford Austin, is slated to be the first of five underground Grindhouse-style films produced by Angry Baby Monkey Pictures. The is currently in post-production, and gearing up for select independent film festivals.

The jam-packed cast also includes Ethan Phillips (Neelix of Star Trek:Voyager) as someone or something known only as "X-13", veteren character actors Art LaFleur and Irwin Keyes as mad scientists, Jerry Maren (one of the little people from The Wizard of Oz), Fellissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp), inde staple Lee Perkins, Gun "N" Roses guitarist and rehab enthusiast Steven Adler, scream queen Elissa Dowling, Playboy Playmate Katie Lohmann, and comedian Harland Williams as God.

Personally, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. It could be wacky fun, but there's a little part of me that finds it hard to laugh at fictitious gore -splattered slapstick portrayed by two real-life serial killers responsible for raping and savagely torturing and killing innocent people. We're not exactly talking the same thing as Billy The Kid Vs. Dracula here. I'll reserve judgment until I see the trailer.

Umm, wow. This like, speaks for itself, really

 

[Sentinel X]

Lol...wow, this is just so sad.
Are they serious? .....this might also be offensive to family members of the victims

 

[redhawk23]

if i hadn't officially given up on the world a long time ago, i would laugh.

 

[Nivek]

Y'know, given that Dahmer and Gacy were very real serial killers and families of victims still are dealing with the horrible murders, I hope the film makers know they are going to get sued.

 

[Lighthouse]

Y'know, given that Dahmer and Gacy were very real serial killers and families of victims still are dealing with the horrible murders, I hope the film makers know they are going to get sued.

And deserve to be.

 

[Darth Rockwell]

This is one movie that make me go "What the ....." who really thought this was a good idea. These people making it are insensitive a-holes.

 

[GreenKToo]

Worst. Idea. Ever.

 

[Mister J]

Largely, I'm a callous, cold-hearted individual with hardly any regard for anyone other than myself. I take pleasure in laughing at the misfortune of others and am not above enjoying a little morbidity. I even have a mild fascination with notorious figures. However, this turns my stomach. What the bleepity bleep are they thinking?

 

[DeGenerate10]

There's no way in hell they could even think of making this

 

[Darth Rockwell]

There are few movies that are made in bad taste but this is the worst one yet.

 

[DarkReflections]

You know what? I wish 2012 would come sooner. Human stupidity has just reached a low that even i thought would never happen. Apparently i was wrong.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Who in the hell would greenlit this?

 

[That-Guy]

Wow. So now we finally know what happens when Hollywood finally runs out of remakes.

 

[DarkReflections]

i wonder if fox execs greenlit it. i wouldnt be surprised.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Sentinel X's avatar explains how I feel about this.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Sentinel X's avatar explains how I feel about this.

This has to be a indie made thing, cause no studio in their right mind would back this or put it out.

 

[Gilpesh]

This has to be a indie made thing, cause no studio in their right mind would back this or put it out.

Did you read the article?

is slated to be the first of five underground Grindhouse-style films produced by Angry Baby Monkey Pictures.

That can't be anything but indie.

 

[DarkReflections]

is there more info on this movie anywhere else? this cant be the only source.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Did you read the article?



That can't be anything but indie.

Yeah, with a name like Angry Money baby.


It just shows anything piece of garbage can be made with money.

 

[Gilpesh]

Yeah, with a name like Angry Money baby.

Which made me laugh.

It just shows anything piece of garbage can be made with money.

You were somewhat asking for this: THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

 

[Punisher Rising]

You know what? I wish 2012 would come sooner. Human stupidity has just reached a low that even i thought would never happen. Apparently i was wrong.

I know just how you feel

 

[Dr. Evil]

I was so hoping that this was made by the creators of South Park.

 

[SuperFerret]

You know what? I wish 2012 would come sooner. Human stupidity has just reached a low that even i thought would never happen. Apparently i was wrong.

2012 won't come sooner, but we are talking about skipping 2013 and going straight to 2014, like they do with old buildings.

Also, I think this is one of the most insensitive and offensive ideas for a movie ever. That said, I'm looking forward to watching this. It should be extremely entertaining and since they'll likely be sued, any money I spend on it will go to the families of the victims.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

2012 won't come sooner, but we are talking about skipping 2013 and going straight to 2014, like they do with old buildings.

Also, I think this is one of the most insensitive and offensive ideas for a movie ever. That said, I'm looking forward to watching this. It should be extremely entertaining and since they'll likely be sued, any money I spend on it will go to the families of the victims.

Thats even if this POS even ever gets made.

 

[SuperFerret]

I hope it does.