Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners

[Abaddon]

dolphins love human porn.

 

[Kelly]

Dolphins scare the hell outta me when diving.....THEY ARE NOT FLIPPER....give me 3 sharks on a dive, to 1 dolphin any day......

 

[jaguarr]

dolphins love human porn.

Apparently this was the equivalent to one of those live sex shows you can catch in Tijuana or Amsterdam for these dolphins.

jag

 

[Jack Rabbit]

That's probably JAL in a dolphin costume.

Dood, I totally already made that joke.

 

[Abaddon]

Apparently this was the equivalent to one of those live sex shows you can catch in Tijuana or Amsterdam for these dolphins.

jag

They have them here too.

 

[jaguarr]

They have them here too.

True. A little harder to find than in the other two places I mentioned, but they're there.

jag

 

[The Lizard]

LINK

"Some of the world's richest people are reportedly using their private submarines to indulge in deep-sea sex in front of panoramic marine vistas.

But these aquatic trysts are sometimes interrupted by groups of voyeuristic dolphins, which excitedly tap on windows with their beaks."

Awwww, those poor billionaires. Interrupted by dolphins while having sex with supermodels in their multi-million dollar luxury submarines.

I'd like to see them get interrupted by THIS:

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Bwa haha!

I'm requesting a mod change the title of this thread to something with more alliteration.


i.e.:
Diligent dolphins soil sex for secretively saucy submariners

 

[Morg]

Nope, my thread, my title

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Pffft. Your title = weak.

 

[Morg]

Don't anger the mod

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Jack Rabbit's got the low down if you want to know how it works.

jag

I kind of get the dolphin but the sea lion baffles me...

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Don't anger the mod

I kind of get the dolphin but the sea lion baffles me...

Whiskers, dude. Whiskers.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Whiskers, dude. Whiskers.

nice

apropos of nothing, you have my last name in your title...well it's part of it anyway

 

[Morg]

Now I know what Flipper thinking as he watches Alba swimming by

 

[Immortalfire]

I could watch that for hours.

 

[Morg]

She's 16 in that one Immortalfire

 

[Immortalfire]

Then.

I was 14 at the time, so it matters not.

 

[Kritish]

I've never trusted dolphins...

 

[batnkevlar]

If Jessica Alba slept with a dolphin, would you sleep with the dolphin just to say:

"I ****ed the dolphin that ****ed Jessica Alba... BOOYEAH!"