Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - Part 17

[Guts]

When you're watching Rogue One and the guy sitting next to you is a fan that couldn't stop talking and geeking the f*** out

When you see a matinee showing of Rogue One and there are only five other people in the theater and they're all quiet.

 

[Kane52630]

When you see a matinee showing of Rogue One and there are only five other people in the theater and they're all quiet.

I was at a matinee showing (11 am)...

 

[Ruth Fisher]

Omg no lie somebody told me to be quiet before when i went with 2 friends to watch a star wars movie years ago. I found it kinda rude tbh bc i wasn't making any noise AND it was very pitch black so it was hard to find seats bc we arrived late. I am not a Star wars fan but I think the fans are very passionate so that is why the guy was rude to me so I forgive him!

 

[Guts]

My worst theater is experience was when I saw Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. An elderly man was kicking the back of my seat.

 

[jokesonm3]

My worst theater is experience was when I saw Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. An elderly man was kicking the back of my seat.

Hate it on an airplane, hate it in the theatre, hate it.

 

[blksuperman2]

My worst theater is experience was when I saw Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. An elderly man was kicking the back of my seat.

Well he's probably dead now so you win.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Well he's probably dead now so you win.

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[C. Lee]

My worst theater is experience was when I saw Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. An elderly man was kicking the back of my seat.

How many times must I apologize before you forgive me?

 

[Reek]

Dude and I discussing the lounge

 

[dude stannis]

How Reek vs C.Lee's deathmatch would've gone

 

[Reek]

the thing is... i don't know which is which.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

dude stannis talking to flickchick85 about the Star Wars prequels and The First Avenger Force Awakens

I'm entertained.

 

[dude stannis]

I'm literally giving the Harrison Ford fingerpoke of doom as I type.

 

[Guts]

How many times must I apologize before you forgive me?

I'm still traumatized watching Rise of The Silver Surfer.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Lounge right now.

 

[Sawyer]

Max Landis upon seeing The Untitled Lax Mandis Project on The Black List

 

[dude stannis]

The Lounge right now.

ComicChick rockin' them Leia buns.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

ComicChick rockin' them Leia buns.

As long as she doesn't start rocking that cocaine nail...

 

[Marvolo]

My worst theater is experience was when I saw Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. An elderly man was kicking the back of my seat.

My two worst experiences were:

1. A middle aged woman fangirling and damn near orgasming every time Stalone was on screen in Expandables 2. It was awkward and annoying as ****.

2. A middle aged man in front of me giggled and squeeed like an excited girl when the characters in Insidious 2 find a bunch of decayed rotten corpses of the victims of Parker Crane. He made weird sounds throughout the film. It was just creepy and unnerving. I couldn't help but feel like I was within two feet of a serial killer.

 

[Sawyer]

My two worst experiences were:

1. A middle aged woman fangirling and damn near orgasming every time Stalone was on screen in Expandables 2. It was awkward and annoying as ****.

2. A middle aged man in front of me giggled and squeeed like an excited girl when the characters in Insidious 2 find a bunch of decayed rotten corpses of the victims of Parker Crane. He made weird sounds throughout the film. It was just creepy and unnerving. I couldn't help but feel like I was within two feet of a serial killer.

BTK.

Maybe Zodiac. Did he resemble Ted Cruz at all?

 

[dude stannis]

It's clearly Greens.

 

[John Chimpo]

Or that creepy lady with the "Sia" obsession.

 

[Marvolo]

BTK.

Maybe Zodiac. Did he resemble Ted Cruz at all?

I remember he had a 70s style haircut, 70s stache, big glasses, pastel yellow button up short sleeve shirt, pen in his shirt pocket. That was the first thing that stuck out to me was how out of date his look was. So yeah he could have passed for a serial killer from the 70s. Maybe Ted Cruz likes to role play as a 1970s creeper.

 

[Guts]

My two worst experiences were:

1. A middle aged woman fangirling and damn near orgasming every time Stalone was on screen in Expandables 2. It was awkward and annoying as ****.

2. A middle aged man in front of me giggled and squeeed like an excited girl when the characters in Insidious 2 find a bunch of decayed rotten corpses of the victims of Parker Crane. He made weird sounds throughout the film. It was just creepy and unnerving. I couldn't help but feel like I was within two feet of a serial killer.

She probably had some very vivid memories of Stalone's short run as a porn star.

 

[Reek]

Preparing to mock Kryptons post count for matching his age...

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