Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - - - - - Part 21

[DarthSkywalker]

 

[Sawyer]

The post I always go back and read:

Dear Invader Joker,

 

[Kane52630]

Me after constantly hearing these phrases for the last few weeks about great shows/movies:

"This was too slow"
"This was boring"
"Too much talking"
"Where's the action?"
"I don't get it"
"I'm a fan and this disappointed me"
"What's the 4th wall?"
"Why do cucumbers taste better pickled?"

 

[Drizzle]

Me after constantly hearing these phrases for the last few weeks about great shows/movies:

"This was too slow"
"This was boring"
"Too much talking"
"Where's the action?"
"I don't get it"
"I'm a fan and this disappointed me"
"What's the 4th wall?"
"Why do cucumbers taste better pickled?"

It's that damned TikTok ruining attention spans and making every show's pacing feel like this:

 

[Kane52630]

Me when someone angrily responds to my top 10 Batman films list where I place Batman & Robin above Batman 89 and The Dark Knight Rises

 

[Kane52630]

When you see a Christmas commercial playing on the holy month of October

 

[Kane52630]

Black Phillip to the dad at the end of The Witch

 

[Sawyer]

Seeing the same poster single-handedly keep the Dick Grayson casting thread alive with choices who will probably be 5-10 years too old for the part when Matt Reeves eventually introduces him

 

[Kane52630]

When you got your first pay raise as a teenager but it's 10 cents

 

[Kane52630]

When you find the perfect spot to have lunch at work where nobody can disturb you.

 

[Drizzle]

When a Hypester from the old guard enjoys one of your posts

 

[Kane52630]

Me listening a Gen Zer talk about anything and everything

 

[Sawyer]

Remembering all those years back when Kanye went on his “people treat me like I’m Hitler” rant, and then looking at where we are now

 

[Sawyer]

Seeing a group of fans who’ve been stanning a character who killed his wife and has been playing sex games with his niece since she was a teen suddenly express shock that he’s capable of domestic violence

No, my dears, the writers haven’t betrayed the character. You just got horny for a ****head.

 

[Lily Adler]

DCEU fans towards Black Adam:

 

[Kane52630]

Me bringing up Batman & Robin to any thread relevant to the discussion or not

 

[Drizzle]

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Not one single person:

Not even a soul:

James Cameron:

 

[Kane52630]

James Cameron:

Me everytime:

 

[Drizzle]

Me everytime:

That haircut without a beard did him no favors.

 

[Kane52630]

Hey, it was 2010... we all had our loreal phase.

 

[Drizzle]

DCEU composers reusing John Williams's Superman theme time and time again

 

[DarthSkywalker]

When I saw "young" Qui-Gon in Tales of the Jedi:

 

[Lily Adler]

DCEU composers reusing John Williams's Superman theme time and time again

What was wrong with Hans Zimmer's theme?

 

[Kane52630]

Me strolling down memory lane and spotting a old DCEU thread that had misslane38 & fan4stic, MrsKent26, and harlequinade in it

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I remember harlequinade being decent people. The rest though... good decision Kane, good decision.