Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - - - - - Part 21

[Kane52630]

Me after binging The Rehearsal today

 

[Kane52630]

She-Hulk Episode 3:

 

[Drizzle]

Me being drawn into a Kanye West Instagram post rabbit hole:

 

[Sawyer]

When you know it’s only a matter of time before Disney starts remaking Pixar stuff in live action, but then the idea of David Harbour as Mr. Incredible and Jonathan Banks as Carl Fredricksen hits you out of nowhere

 

[Kane52630]

When you know it’s only a matter of time before Disney starts remaking Pixar stuff in live action, but then the idea of David Harbour as Mr. Incredible and Jonathan Banks as Carl Fredricksen hits you out of nowhere

Here's what you're gonna do: You're gonna go to PIXAR's office, demand not only a live action Up movie with Jonathan Banks, but also demand a live action Cars movie with David Cronenberg directing. Ever seen Titane? it's more like that but with the Cars franchise. You'll demand Owen Wilson reprise as Lightning McQueen but as a human/car abomination and Larry the Cable Guy playing himself, no special effects needed. After you've been tasered by the PIXAR security you'll go back to your home and write this fanfic on the SuperheroHype forum.

 

[Sawyer]

Here's what you're gonna do: You're gonna go to PIXAR's office, demand not only a live action Up movie with Jonathan Banks, but also demand a live action Cars movie with David Cronenberg directing. Ever seen Titane? it's more like that but with the Cars franchise. You'll demand Owen Wilson reprise as Lightning McQueen but as a human/car abomination and Larry the Cable Guy playing himself, no special effects needed. After you've been tasered by the PIXAR security you'll go back to your home and write this fanfic on the SuperheroHype forum.

You’ll watch A Bug’s Life filmed with that Cats technology and you’ll like it.

 

[Kane52630]

You’ll watch A Bug’s Life filmed with that Cats technology and you’ll like it.

 

[Sawyer]

Poor Scatman Crothers. Stanley Kubrick put that man through hell.

But not as much hell as Lea Michele will put the cast and crew of Inside Out through when she plays Joy.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

When you agree with the racists Ring of Power is terrible, but not for the same reasons:

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Kane52630]

When you're watching a show/movie that doesn't have a built in fanbase

 

[Sawyer]

Seeing someone address the She-Hulk backlash by claiming no one ever had a word to say about Tobey Maguire dancing in Spider-Man 3

Like, yes, this new backlash is very dumb, but let’s not just start cooking up revisionist history here…

 

[Kane52630]

*A Hypester is talkin mad spicy about politics*

Every admin and mod 2 seconds later in the "Users Who Are Viewing This Thread" section:

 

[Drizzle]

Journalists whenever they have a casting scoop about Henry Cavill that they swear is happening

 

[Sawyer]

Seeing “Tom Sturridge gay” as a Twitter search option, only to discover that it’s people talking about a movie he did with Eddie Redmayne, and that he has a child with Sienna Miller

 

[Luigi]

Seeing all of the DWD and AEW drama and reveling in it

 

[Kane52630]

Dan Lin after a month of being in charge of DC

Dan Lin No Longer in Mix for DC Job at Warner Bros.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Dan Lin No Longer in Mix for DC Job at Warner Bros.

He didn't even make it the month.

 

[Drizzle]

Hogwarts has the cursed Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching gig, Westeros has the cursed Hand of the King title, the real world has the cursed Head of DC Films/Shows position.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

What She-Hulk is inspiring in people:

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Too many men seeing a new episode of She-Hulk is out:

 

[Kane52630]

Apple Users: DO YOU SEE THESE NEW IPHONE FEATURES?!

Android Users who have said feature two phones ago:

 

[Kane52630]

Thor: Love & Thunder (2022):

Me, in the theater:

 

[Drizzle]

Thor: Love & Thunder (2022):

Me, in the theater:

Christian Bale experiencing severe back pain from carrying the movie:

Watching it a second time I'm gonna have to walk back what I said about it being better than Multiverse of Madness. Love and Thunder is fun to watch on the first go but it gets more tiresome on a rewatch. It's a shame too because on paper I should have absolutely loved it. It's another Taika-directed Thor movie with Natalie Portman, Tessa Thompson, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Russell Crowe, Roy "He's here, he's there, he's everyf***ingwhere" Kent, Christian Bale as the villain and Guns N' Roses, one of my all-time favorite bands, all over the soundtrack. And yet I merely think it's okay. Disappointing.

 

[Marvolo]

Once I applied the "unreliable narrator" concept to it I was able to enjoy it more. A lot of the film's goofy elements, like Stormbreaker's jealousy, can be written off as Korg's embellishments or him not understandkng why something is happening, and the scene in the god's city is just Thor telling the kids a fun version of what happened so that they'll laugh and not be as frightened about their situation.

Bale really was the saving grace of the film. Everything to do with his character and the shadow creatures was great.

But if Taika returns for Thor 5 he has got to ease up with the dudebro Thor stuff. Thor comes across genuinely stupid in this film. Even when the film attempts to be serious for maybe 5 minutes Thor is still behaving like a dork or a fool.