Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - - - - - Part 21

[Kane52630]

When gen z or gen alpha checks out an old horror series like Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street and calls it mid or straight garbage

 

[Drizzle]

Drizzy going buckwild with that $100 Amazon gift card:

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The big raffle item of the night was a Switch 2 but the gift card is a nice consolation prize. Now I can buy a Switch 2 for only $350 instead of $450.

 

[Drizzle]

When gen z or gen alpha checks out an old horror series like Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street and calls it mid or straight garbage

Is this because I said I didn't care much for Jason Goes to Hell and Jason X? Because if so, thank you for making me younger.

 

[Kane52630]

Is this because I said I didn't care much for Jason Goes to Hell and Jason X? Because if so, thank you for making me younger.

Nah, this past week I saw someone on letterboxd give the first Friday the 13th a 1 star rating and the first Nightmare a 2 star rating and I'm like

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

This is why Letterboxd starts fights because giving A Nightmare On Elm Street only 2 stars is an affront to the horror genre.

And Jason X and Freddy vs Jason were gems.

 

[Drizzle]

I'll at least give Jason X this: it's not boring. Friday the 13th Part V, on the other hand? That felt like one of the longest 92 minute movies I've ever seen.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Super horror hot take:

Wes Craven's New Nightmare > The Original Scream

Wes outdid himself the first time and then reheated his own nachos.

 

[Drizzle]

Super horror hot take:

Wes Craven's New Nightmare > The Original Scream

Wes outdid himself the first time and then reheated his own nachos.

Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far but New Nightmare is one of the better ones in the franchise. It was ahead of its time with how meta it was.

 

[Lily Adler]

Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far but New Nightmare is one of the better ones in the franchise. It was ahead of its time with how meta it was.

And it led to this:

 

[Luigi]

When you temporarily forget how hot a fresh cup of McDonald's coffee can be

 

[Lily Adler]

When you temporarily forget how hot a fresh cup of McDonald's coffee can be

Even after learning the truth about the McDonald's coffee incident, my father still insists it's the old woman's fault not McDonald's.

 

[Sawyer]

When the last three Presidential election cycles have left you with unspeakable November PTSD, but then you remember that another 50% off Criterion sale is about to hit

 

[Lily Adler]

Moving to Canada because of how many idiots there are in the States:

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Me to my my production assistants when they keep asking me the same question in different variations and they don't use common sense:

 

[Lily Adler]

Me to my my production assistants when they keep asking me the same question in different variations and they don't use common sense:

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Stop calling your TikToks, "productions". I don't label my fanfics as "manuscripts".

 

[Kane52630]

Realizing there's only one man who can release the Epstein Files

 

[Sawyer]

My reaction to finding out I am now several years older than Michael Ironside was in Scanners

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You thought I was going to do the exploding head, didn’t you?

 

[Kane52630]

My reaction to finding out I am now several years older than Michael Ironside was in Scanners

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You thought I was going to do the exploding head, didn’t you?

Laurence Fishburne was 30 years old in Boyz n the Hood

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Gary Coleman was 20 and still sitting on Mr Drummond’s lap in that last season of Diff’rent Strokes.

 

[Drizzle]

My reaction to finding out I am now several years older than Michael Ironside was in Scanners

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You thought I was going to do the exploding head, didn’t you?

Laurence Fishburne was 30 years old in Boyz n the Hood

You guys know they used cigarettes and whiskey as a skincare routine back then, they all looked ancient as soon as they graduated high school.

 

[Kane52630]

That feeling when you bite into something hard in your mac and cheese.

 

[Lily Adler]

Gary Coleman was 20 and still sitting on Mr Drummond’s lap in that last season of Diff’rent Strokes.

I'm sure it was a fetish of some kind.

 

[Lily Adler]

That feeling when you bite into something hard in your mac and cheese.

More like your burger or hot dog.

 

[Kane52630]

or even worse, pudding.

 

[Drizzle]

Gary Coleman was 20 and still sitting on Mr Drummond’s lap in that last season of Diff’rent Strokes.

I'm sure it was a fetish of some kind.