Dwarf gets penis stuck in vacum cleaner

[psychocheeseman]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22280949-13762,00.html

Kinda worried about the future of live theatre.....

 

[kane9321]

oh jesus

 

[CristoTheSecond]

oh sneezy

 

[jaguarr]

oh sneezy

More like Dopey (who was subsequently attended to by his good friend Doc.)



jag

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

two things that will never come near my penis:

1) another dude
2) anything with the phrase "extra-strong glue" in it

 

[terry78]

You just know someone is going to recreate this or get it into the vernacular somehow.

"I tell you, I was madder than a dwarf that got his penis stuck in a vacuum!"

 

[Badger]

Little people are sooooooo crazy...

 

[Carcharodon]

I :heart: this thread.

 

[ck51100]

I love legitimate theatre

 

[Darthphere]

That blows....

 

[LexCorp]

WTF

 

[The Shredder]

"A little bit of The Circus of Horrors goes a long way. Right, Bruce?"

 

[Symbiotic]

That blows....

sucks is more like it.t:

 

[lollycop]

I know sombody who wasent a dwarf, but had the same experiance.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This happens every day.

 

[lollycop]

This happens every day.

Yeah, this time to unicorns. Damn you voldemort, for eating unicorns.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

sucks is more like it.t:

Did you even read the article?

 

[SuperMonkey]

sounds like my High School prom.

only that had more chicks and less vaccums

 

[Symbiotic]

Did you even read the article?

yeah but I couldn't resist.

 

[Downhere]

Wow...that sucks, no pun intended.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

it was glue. The vacuum wasn't even on.

 

[SuperMonkey]

*reads article*


The title of this thread is misleading!

 

[Jerry!]

Wait...dwarves have penises?

 

[demento]

This is the kinda sh#t that happens when you've got little sausage fingers.

 

[Lord Valumart]

the fact that this as on the front page of a news paper is the sad thing