Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Student's Jaw

[katie_girl09]

I guess this candy...

*puts on glasses*

...was a jaw breaker.

YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

[keith_v]

Something about this news story seems less than believable. I think it may be another "Midgets Mauled by Lion" case.

 

[Mister J]

Looks like this time...



the gum blew a bubble.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jeez, I remember when I couldn't stand these puns.

 

[LiveWire777]

now thats what i call a sticky situation...

 

[Metamorpho1977]

New on Fox When Candy Strikes Back!!!!

 

[SuperFerret]

 

[kane9321]

No Mr Bond, I expect you to chew

Linkage: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...ter_Dipping_Gum_In_Unknown_Substance_-_Report

wtf...no way

 

[Firm]

Hmm, thats a crazy way to go.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Flavor explodes in your mouth!"

 

[Addendum]

Guess there really is a gum that can shoot a load in your mouth

 

[Paroxysm]

I don't know whats worse, this ****ed up news story or all the stupid jokes.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

There's nothing worse...

*puts shades on*

...than stupid jokes.

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

[Hotwire]

I guess he bit off <puts on sunglasses> more than he could chew.


YYYEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Even though I hate these you could have said "Bit off more than he could chew"

I read this after I made my post.

 

[Hotwire]

I guess the intense flavor <puts on sunglasses> really blew him away.


YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I read this after I made my post.

That old chesnut ay?

 

[Marx]

Killed by exploding chewing gum???

 

[Alex The Great]

Looks like this guy

*puts on sunglasses*

had bad dental

YYYYEEEEAAAH!!!!!!!

 

[Sentinel X]

Must have had...

*puts on sunglasses*

a bazooka in his mouth.

edit: Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh

 

[Addendum]

Guess he had...

*puts on sunglasses

...a flavor explosion

 

[Sentinel X]

Maybe he should try to put his jaw back together with some...

*puts on sunglasses*

...bubble tape

YeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhH! (I am having way too much fun with this.)

 

[Alex The Great]

When they said a flavour explosion, they weren't kidding!

 

[terry78]

You people are turning CSI Miami into a joke.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

It's not...

*puts on shades*

...already?

YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

[Alex The Great]

He should have...

*Puts on sunglasses

...braced himself

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[vindrow]

I guess this guy has....

*puts on sunglasses*

...an explosive personality


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH