Fat people are cheaper to treat because they die earlier

Yes, Little Debbie snacks are less expensive than carrots. Fatty food is cheap.
 
I'm fat because they don't have healthy items on the dollar menu.
 
"Lung cancer is a cheap disease to treat because people don't survive very long," van Baal said. "But if they are old enough to get Alzheimer's one day, they may survive longer and cost more."

Nice :up:
 
I'm fat and I love fat people. We are a jolly and courteous bunch for the most part. Except for our hatred of Eddie Murphy.

Most of my friends were not skinny and I think it's wrong to demonize someone because their metabolism isn't as fast as the speed of light. They were the most fun people to be around too because they were bubbly and humorous. I myself am not model thin but nor am I obese. I'm straight down the middle. When will people realize not everyone can look like an emaciated skeleton? I daresay my perception of people's body type affects the way I look at them. Case in Point: Director Peter Jackson looked more jovial and accessible to me when he was portly. His skinny self scares me now.

Compare this...

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4234189056/nm0001392

To this...

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4200634624/nm0001392

...and I think you see what I mean.
 
Most of my friends were not skinny and I think it's wrong to demonize someone because their metabolism isn't as fast as the speed of light. They were the most fun people to be around too because they were bubbly and humorous. I myself am not model thin but nor am I obese. I'm straight down the middle. When will people realize not everyone can look like an emaciated skeleton? I daresay my perception of people's body type affects the way I look at them. Case in Point: Director Peter Jackson looked more jovial and accessible to me when he was portly. His skinny self scares me now.

Compare this...

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4234189056/nm0001392

To this...

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4200634624/nm0001392

...and I think you see what I mean.

I know what you mean man. I'm not to keen on myself when I've been skinny. I look better with some extra meat IMO. People need to get over their anti-fat bull**** though. I'd rather be thick and halfway healthy than skeletal and dying like Hollywood wants us to be.
 
Fat people also make wonderful shooting range targets.

For beginners they're great because your almost guaranteed to hit something, and whats more is you can pump a lot of lead into them before they die!

Even if you've got some high powered machinery, it'll take a while before they are vapourized. :woot:
 
I don't even need to read the article. The title of this thread is informative and good enough advice. :oldrazz:
 
Im fat and im grumpy as hell. Dont know where the Jolly tagline started.
 

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