FDA approves new pill that suppresses women's periods

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/new_birth_control;_ylt=Aper1gGvUR.YEOi71b2fDPSs0NUE

Pretty crazy.

 

[Mee]

"Just say NO, to PMS."

 

[redmarvel]

About half the women enrolled in studies of Lybrel dropped out, said Dr. Daniel Shames, a deputy director in the FDA's drugs office. Many did so because of the irregular and unscheduled bleeding and spotting that can replace scheduled menstruation.

"If you think you don't want to go down this road, this is not for you," Shames told reporters.

uh huh... just what I want, to have to wear pads or tampons ALL the time instead of just 1 week out of the month.

 

[jaguarr]

Mucking with the hormonal profile like that can't be good for the long term.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Like my papa always said, I nevah trusted anythang that bleeds for 7 days and don't die.

 

[jaguarr]

Like my papa always said, I nevah trusted anythang that bleeds for 7 days and don't die.

And you wonder why your mother hated him so much.

jag

 

[demento]

Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

 

[jaguarr]

Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Have you heard about new Extra Strength Midol? *concerned and understanding look set to soothing music*

jag

 

[Erzengel]

But can I still go horse back riding, swimming or wear white shorts?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Like my papa always said, I nevah trusted anythang that bleeds for 7 days and don't die.

 

[ang_hulk]

no good can come of this.

 

[demento]

Have you heard about new Extra Strength Midol? *concerned and understanding look set to soothing music*

jag

Midol, horse tranquilizers... tomayto, tomahto...

 

[jaguarr]

Midol, horse tranquilizers... tomayto, tomahto...

Ketamine got rid of my cramps and bloating and eliminated my mood swings by putting me in a permanent sense of euphoria so I could live my life! Thanks, Ketamine!



jag