FIVE Word Story

[SickBoy]

Three words per person is not enough, the story keeps falling apart, too many grammatical errors, it's getting boring.

So if you want to write five words, here is a thread for it. I will start:

Margaret was fed up with...

 

[Hafssól]

all the stupid cucumbers at

 

[SickBoy]

Dave's Zuc 'n' Cuc Shop,

 

[The Amazing Lee]

were all standing in line

 

[Hafssól]

when a bus just went

 

[The Amazing Lee]

grocers to find a smelly

 

[SickBoy]

You like Cock Sparrer? That's awesome! I'm actualy wearing my cock sparrer t-shirt right now! weird...

 

[JLBats]

and ****ed up my mother.

 

[SickBoy]

So margaret decided to change...

 

[Hafssól]

and went for some porn

 

[JLBats]

and killed her whole family.

 

[SickBoy]

she bought albino lesbian porn

 

[JLBats]

that cuts itself too much.

 

[LEX]

She grabbed her dog and

 

[Hafssól]

the dog grabbed back at

 

[Hafssól]

edit

 

[LEX]

a rapid pace and tore

 

[Hafssól]

a hole, spilling internal organs

 

[LEX]

and blood all over the

 

[Helghast]

f**king *****ebag who cut me

 

[SickBoy]

margaret was now severely pissed,

 

[JLBats]

and teabagged his own goat

 

[Hafssól]

making it go run at

 

[LEX]

the sleeping infant and it

 

[JLBats]

didn't enjoy milk very much