FIVE Word Story

[Hafssól]

Though luck for the little

 

[JLBats]

no one like ****ing monkeys

 

[Hafssól]

and senseless five word stories

 

[JLBats]

can go **** his gaffer

 

[JLBats]

there is no god here

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

but the devil is present.

 

[Tangled Web]

Then I come out and

 

[JLBats]

my dad is so disappointed

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

because I didn't get any

 

[JLBats]

woman sex, only man sex.

 

[Helghast]

He hired womens to rape

 

[Tangled Web]

me and you know what?

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Gosh, it hurt my bum

 

[JLBats]

I touched my breast slowly

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

no, I can't squirt milk

 

[Tangled Web]

and oh so softly

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

grabbed my tenderloin and cupped

 

[JLBats]

I very slowly remove my

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

chaps, the ass-less kind, naturally.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

This prompts the townsfolk to

 

[JLBats]

**** me hard and long

 

[Alpha and Omega]

behind the Quik-E-Mart in lower

 

[JLBats]

Sexual Escapades Heights. I took

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

a moment to catch my

 

[Alpha and Omega]

breath and to my horror,